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Hi!! My name is Taylor. I'm 20, I go by they/them and I'm chronically ill. I either post every fucking thought that comes into my head or use this as some form of diary there's no in between.

Kind of a furry but mostly interested in furbies. Will not shut the fuck up about furbies. I love them. I have over a hundred.
I also yell about how much I love my boyfriend p frequently.

Need to do homework... Work of the homes...

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I want an app that does text to speech of the Mastodon TL so I can pretend that it’s a podcast.

Hiding from dirt in the one place no one would expect.... The dirt

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we have buttons on our work laptops that generate FIDO2 security keys when pressed

during the demonstration my dumb gay ass blurted out

"aw sick a keysmash generator"

and the poor DevOps manager had to give me a concerned explanation of why i should not use my password to be gay online

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the term "sexual favors" cracks me up

thanks for the blowjob, chum

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Callout post for my body: does weird things

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why yes, I would love a knuckle sandwich. *person tries to punch me but I catch their hand with my teeth and start gnawing on it*

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im about to try out for the international dumbass olympics, wish we luck

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