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I realized Iโ€™ve never done one of these so better late than never!
Iโ€™ve been on the fedi since oct 2018, but I go through spurts of being active or not. I like interacting with anyone and everyone, so donโ€™t be shy, just donโ€™t be overly personal or lewd for no reason. I occasionally post 18+ content but remember I am in a monogamous relationship, so donโ€™t go too far on the compliments ๐Ÿ˜‰
I enjoy plants, cooking, the Moon, making new friends and newly into rollerskating๐Ÿ’•

Iโ€™ve only used my skates a few times, but my feet hurt so bad after a short bit each time. Do you think itโ€™s because they are cheap skates or do I need to break them in more?

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About to practice roller skating in my old highschool parking lot, also behind the house I used to live in. I feel 16 again!!!

When the sunrise has two separate color schemes ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด

I watched borat for the first time last night in honor of the second one coming out

My cute sis, far away ec 

Look at this cute pic I took of my sister and her bf
(Who sheโ€™s known since they were like 7) ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’•

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Yา‰Oา‰Uา‰ Dา‰Oา‰Iา‰Nา‰Gา‰
Iา‰Nา‰ Mา‰Yา‰

Any lesbian love story in a show/movie will have me crying my eyes out

sorry i called u a slur, i have mental health


My wife left me because I kept telling her that her ass wasn't juicy enough. Anyways, thanks for posting that sweet deliciois looking posterior queen ๐Ÿ˜‡. I am single now and would love to DM you to arrange intercourse :).

My card info got jacked and someone went on a $600 shopping spree with it ๐Ÿ˜Ž

learning about how to treat children in my EMT class this week

Menstrual cycle ๐Ÿ’€ 

My period has been super irregular and Iโ€™m just now starting it after almost 2 months (and the period before that was like light spotting for 2 days?) and my cramps are so terrible. I feel like I canโ€™t even get up to go to work uuirrrrgghhhhh

Iโ€™m supposed to be done in 15 minutes but Iโ€™m definitely not leaving for another 45 probably :/

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Went to the bathroom to escape work, but Iโ€™m the one closing so everything is just going to be waiting for me when I go back out there ๐Ÿ˜ข

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