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Dusk deepened into night. Around Gatlin the corn rustled and whispered secretly. It was well pleased.

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β€œFor me, trees have always been the most penetrating preachers. I revere them when they live in tribes and families, in forests and groves. And even more I revere them when they stand alone. They are like lonely persons. Not like hermits who have stolen away out of some weakness, but like great, solitary men, like Beethoven and Nietzsche. In their highest boughs the world rustles, their roots rest in infinity; but they do not lose themselves there,

beware the were-karens and their cravings for two buck chuck and in fact even uttering the WORDS two buck chuck are symptoms of a disease long since set in and incurable. flee to your whole foods and cower in despair at the were-karen roiling just beneath the surface, reading to feast, to seethe, to speak to your manager

for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

"Mother? May I have some sweet, sweet condensed milk?"
"Not until you've brushed mother's hair. Not until you've brushed it well."

Hooray new skirt! It gives me a little belly dysphoria because it's fairly fitted but it's SUPER comfy because it's stretchy and exactly my waist size.

Uncut gems but for girls and it's in la and it's called *uncut crystals* and all the characters are witch/Wiccan grifter people

Here's the new wood spirit. I'm gonna chop off a good portion of his hat so i can make it more rounded. Want it to look like a helmet. Then i might paint him

*lou bega voice*
One
Two
Three four five
That’s the number of guys
That sell burgers and fries

The first mate and captain of a pirate ship are standing on the deck.

First mate says "captain, you have a steering wheel stuck to your pants?"

Captain says "Aye. Its driving me nuts."

Mastodon poster can have a little uwu as a treat

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