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Dear google, how do I deal with being a burnt out disabled parent without ruining everyone's day?

I just saw a Pacu fish and I'm here to tell you that nature must be stopped.

I want to start doing commissions but I'm afraid nobody will buy them.. then I'd be sad AND poor.

I woke up and chose violence yesterday by trying to learn coding as a fun hobby. I got to learn and I've got a ball that can bounce across the screen and a paddle so... whee I guess.

Lol @ my husband yelling "zippity zap!" at an enemy he's killing in Elden Ring.

Ah yes, the two genders: Pinkalicious and Peterific

Being great at dry humor is no fun on the internet because people just genuinely think you're stupid.

I just read despising as diss-pissing and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Its none of my business what the neighbors are throwing away in their big trash haul but the truck driving away sounds like its carrying one hundred wind chimes and I'm so mad I don't know.

My genuine hope is the fashion from that alternate universe slips right into our timeline in the confusion.

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I think I'm just going to start using slang from the Zenon movies.

I wish there was a matchmaking service for neurodivergent folks. No, not for dating, but for stupid things we can't do no matter how hard we try. Hi, I'm Glume. A Leo. I can make important phone calls, cook healthy delicious meals and be assertive with professionals. I'm looking for someone who can wash a scary mountain of dishes or fold 3+ overflowing baskets of laundry. Must love dogs.

Probably I should just get current friends? I have no idea how to do that as an adult. Like, check it out, I'm currently just shouting this at the void 😩

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I also have FB to thank for pointing out how awful and bigoted some of my former friends were in secret so at least there is a silver lining.

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I need to stop going to Facebook (duh) because its horrible and toxic (c'mon Glume you KNOW this) but its the only place I can see the people I used to be close to flourishing. I just want to celebrate the adults that my few good childhood friends grew up to be... stop shoving hate in my face you stupid platform.

I feel like I'm a genuinely happy and optimistic person, but sometimes I wonder if I'm not masking my depression so hard that I'm fooling even myself. Probably genuinely happy people don't worry about that...

My two year old is watching some puppets sing "dancing under the golden rainbow" and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Me, scrolling stupid websites: *Fully awake and alert.*
Me, trying to make beautiful art: *Passing out every five seconds.*

I just made a Joey Ramone reference to a friend, and they didn't know who I was talking about.

Dear Google, am I old?

I wish more people new about OSI74 because its really just fantastic and I have nobody to talk about it with.

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