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i just want to let my messy feelings out but not actually make a mess!

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Introduction post 

I am philly!
I like living below ground and collecting shinies.

If you already know me, then you know me.
If you don't, you should find me on Radical Town before following unless you're here for goblin content. But be warned, there will be sad posts as well

Like... it's not twitter those people have to have a path to your posts. Federated timelines don't magically get every post ever, it requires some kind of connection

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"Why do people keep posting very weird replies to me?"
Maybe because your friend is the literal tether to the worst kinds of scum on the platform

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People who have unlocked follows are incomprehensible to me. Oh, you like boosting posts to whatever shithead instance did a follow bot this week?

I have no idea why this is something I do, it makes no sense. Maybe it's because the tub and toilet are in a separate room from the sink/mirror so I think of that room as a place I don't have clothes on?

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Me: I am very normal

Also me: alright, cleaning my shower tub and toilet, time to get naked

Instance running thoughts 

I have to say I really enjoy running my own instance, even if it is a cost in both money and time. What price can you put on going through and deleting every dall-e post someone makes with a fucked up human face that creeps you out without having to block/mute the person forever?

Me: wow, wish everyone would stop writing cursed stuff
*Monkey paw curls*
Me: .... what does that mean?

Do I order food.......

Jesus who knew backing up a server could take more than 20 seconds

Using my roommate's chair today, for apparent reasons

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@Gobophilly *record scratch* I bet you're wondering how I ended up here

"Rich White Man is gone" I say to myself as sidd lurks behind me like that red carpet meme

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