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"The site is buggy" yeah, turns out we hire alot of dipshits

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What's that? The sound of 60,000 people ddosing the internal training website as they're overdue for their learning classes

@Gobophilly I’ve tried telling her that she’s not called Claws McGraw but she won’t listen

with the six infinity genders, I'll be able to clap my ass cheeks, and 50% of the population will turn to stare at them. i call that, euphoria

This is like.... way more common than I'd have thought

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Lord give me the confidence of someone who makes a thirst trap their work profile pic

i go away for two seconds and my mentions are absolutely obliterated by philly and ray lmao

Dicks are like swords in that you're not really gonna slay anyone with that thing anyway

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