thinking about emailz 

@Aleums unfroatunely its taken but im thinkin bout birds now democracy is a fuCKING scam

do u know what dogging is

need to make a cool email adress i need help. i want it to have jaye in it somewhere . and it has to be cool

i am chooseing my email provider based on the word after the @ . thats the sensible choice why is it not called something cool like zebra zebra stop

whats like the duck duck go equivalent of emails

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@Timmy @pizza thank u masto don dot com confuses me i need al the help i can get lmao

oh im gonna make a fuckin tik tok . a tik tok. tikck tockc

food, i made this same post yesterday 

i been eating too many pringles.. ...

I'm going to bully the bottoms into ceding keysmashing back into the public domain so that I can keysmash to respond to ridiculous things again without my top status being slandered

Joris Voorn establishing dominance over a Juno 106 and a Model D damn he could do with some moisturizer am i riiiiiggggght ha aha aaaaaahhh ha

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....................... HHhhnghhh gotta post gotta post gottat post gotta post post post post post post post post post

@hyperlink this is me after squats. i am able to walk through walls and kick things into the next dimension

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