My rat fell asleep on my friend's arm.
it's fuckin' virgo season
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I think I'd be a good Star Trek villain, tbh
This spells danger
This is so funny they changed out the Mel Torme and Frankie vallie, Michael Buble shit they have at this Italian place for like emo pop punk stuff and I am sooooo amused and full of love
🎶We love Healyn just the waaaay he iiiis 💕 🎶
Cheer up, Ozymandias. Why don't you turn that sneer of cold command upside down sweetie
@healyn Look on my works, ye mighty, and tell me I'm just a big ol' teddy bear
Forgot to light an Obon candle for Knzk this year, plz do not haunt me spirits of the knzk dead
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for all eyes only
me: is it alrite that i’m here. am i annoying anyone
you, kindly: you’re like the fediverse’s stray church dog essentially
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i have not watched these films, admittedly, but i'm blown away by how hot the girl is and how bland the dude is. like he's got a great body but his face is just ???
do not bring up that i'm a lesbian you know i'm objectively correct here ok
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@suzukipeach @ItsJenNotGabby @jackdaw_ruiz 🤔
"antifa are the real fascists" sounds much better than "anti-fascists are the real fascists"
this ones from ages ago
Angel baby goblin child
When it's time for some of that sweet, sweet Koch inheritance cash
A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to lurk and cause mischief.