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Creating the fedi’s first thiccknowledgey instance

Gamer Jay Leno voice, "You all heard about this Samurai Gunn 2"

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new apartment, new shirt, new haircut, the haters are begging me to fail but my skin glowing, my ass is fat, and I'm too blessed to be stressed.

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Mulder tries to save Scully from evil beestings. Doggett is manipulated by the army (the bad army).

Kliss Atsii, one of several D&D characters I'm considering — she's a priestess of Tatterrag, the divine patron of the impoverished!

she's a Tabaxi, the catpeople of D&D, based on a Sphinx cat — hairless! — and she absorbed a littermate in the womb, resulting in her striking bilateral genetic chimerism

that jeweler's loupe around her finger is her holy symbol; the holy symbol of Tatterrag is "something you stole off a rich person"

Saw a news post about police being called out to make a guy mow his lawn in Texas and he just refuses and goes Yosemite Sam on the HoA enforcers. We really do live in a society

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Wanting to die is a mature sign in your relationship

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