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@myconidiosyncrasy
I would say that is the approximate Mood of my gender, but let me elaborate with a series of slides. -gets out a stick to point with- Now if you take this hedgehog and manage to make it sorta ugly, then have it crawl up the wall like a spider and hide in the corner of the ceiling, listen closely as it sings in its deepest voice and sculpts porn into the drywall with its tongue.

CW nudity and lewd caption

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My commission rates are as follows:

Payable with cashapp $SorrelTyree

Add %10 of price to add an additional character.

$50 - lines, no color
$70 - lines + flat color
$100 - lines, color, lighting and shadow, and simple background

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(Reposting a beginner sewing guide that I made on cooler mom.)

I thought since there are probably a lot of people who didn't learn the basics of sewing, and since it is such a useful skill and I know a bit about it, I'll share what I know.

Here are what I use the most in my sewing kit:
Sewing needles, seam ripper, nippers, beeswax, and thread.

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Fairy Play is a queer fantasy horror comic. Fairies steal five people playing a TTRPG to extract entertainment as tribute.

fairyplay183923072.wordpress.c

From Book 1 (CW alc, nudity, weed etc):

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Me: reading out the floor plan of an Amazon Datacenter, pointing out structural weaknesses in the super structure
You: taking out guards with precision and grace, planting firebombs we made together in the weak spots.

you (cisgender and heterosexual): my tastes are... unconventional. I enjoy rimming

me (transgender, homosexual, and bisexual):
*politely raises eyebrows*

@Bugaboo the difference between me and shyamalan is I would never make a character cishets could possibly like

@Bugaboo you don't understand how hard is for them to find actors who look like average gays since almost no gays look like that

My partners sister has a kitten named crouton. He has been charged with Felony Theft of Buffalo Chicken Dip. This is his mugshot

everyone has facial hair dipshit, it came for free with your fucking endocrine system !!

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@tulips it's so funny how gamers have been asking for realistic graphics the whole time and now we're where the game characters just get modelled after real people down to the tiniest details and now gamers are complaining that the characters don't look like the unrealistic creations they had before

I find it super funny when gamers out themselves as having never been physically close to a woman when they complain about peach fuzz on women's faces in video games being part of the trans agenda

acting like cis-heterosexual PiV sex is inherently weird and kinky the way a lot of cishet people act like anal is inherently kinky

I’m gonna paint post cards while I’m with my family this week

anybody want one and willing to give me their address? Can’t do everybody so it’s luck of the draw whether I’m inspired to do you one at some point lol

brain noise, food 

potatopo potatopo
poggidy poggidy potatopo

the non-binary agenda is real, and it's tanking the value of the letter x in scrabble

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