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Kid's OC: A deer that is half hyena, half wolf. How can he be a deer? Because he was cursed with his mom's soul, who has been dead since before the Earth was born. He catapults hunters into the sky.

He has no name. Nobody has ever known what his name is because nobody has ever checked out that deer. Because anybody who has ever checked out that deer gets blasted into space.

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(Reposting a beginner sewing guide that I made on cooler mom.)

I thought since there are probably a lot of people who didn't learn the basics of sewing, and since it is such a useful skill and I know a bit about it, I'll share what I know.

Here are what I use the most in my sewing kit:
Sewing needles, seam ripper, nippers, beeswax, and thread.

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Fairy Play is a queer fantasy horror comic. Fairies steal five people playing a TTRPG to extract entertainment as tribute.

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From Book 1 (CW alc, nudity, weed etc):

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@Manurweibling my husband was looked at as my brother despite us both having rings.

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@velexiraptor @a_lizard @bryn unsheathing your broadsword by another inch every time your real estate agent looks like they'regonna be homophobic

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"we're looking for a one-bedroom so we can share a bed and eat each other out in it"

"what's a little rug-munching between platonic gal-pals who can't wait to meet separate men to double-marry and have several children with????"

Scorpions make milk for their babies, who ride on their back. Their bodies expand like accordions if they eat too much. They are surprisingly fuzzy.

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New users line up for your designated 'sona. We have a surplus of kobolds and goblins ready to go, and also more bees than you might expect. #mastomonday

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Computers, shitposty 

People: Proprietary software is so easy to use!
Me: How do I do <thing>?
People: You don't. See how easy that was?

People: Proprietary software is so easy to understand!
Me: Where can I learn how <proprietary thing> works?
People: Just don't think about it! See how easy that was?

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selfie, πŸ”„βœ… 

shitty bastard πŸ‘‡

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prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

look at these rhinos! this slaps so hard. im feeling things

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prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

@umalkosh the only humanoid figure in the entire Lascaux complex is this bird headed guy with a boner

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police procedurals love to be like β€œlol the cop violated this person’s fourth through sixth amendment rights but they made a snarky comment about it. get fucked bad guy”

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so far this gargoyle has head, mouth, nostrils, teeth, ears, body, legs, feet, and toes, after spending a long time with just head and body

Shrooms (2007) spoilers, violence, death 

yeah just rub mud in somebody's face and shout, "Calm down!" at them, works every time /s

oh, she thought she was having premonitions but actually she was just murdering all her friends

honestly cooler than the burlap sack kid and the hooded figure she thought was doing it, like, they were not particularly interesting enemies

"cool" in a story way, not, cool to kill all your friends way, she was not doing cool things

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Shrooms (2007), injury, genitals, drugs 

well, now he has lost his dick

darn

or...not? somebody found him and he was in cargo shorts instead of his underwear, and he was talking to a cow

I guess maybe I'll find out what happened for real later, or the movie will be like Who Knows, did he talk to a cow or lose his penis after sticking it in the window of an old car?

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