the brave and the kobold @aflightybroad@goblin.camp
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it just ask me for clarification!! (esp if there's a specific part that's a stumbling block)
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hello. it's me, beans. you know, like from online? it's beans of online!
im the anarchist slice-of-life anime sword lesbian your creche warned you about
i #respect #women who use #computers
sometimes #BeansGoesBirding and talks about birds, that's the hashtag for it
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@aflightybroad i am buying dye for my new pants from your kobold cousins rn
thinking about all the terrible innovations in slur technology available on Twitter dot Com
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an entire newspaper column, sorry
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an entire newspaper column, sorry
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sometimes. i think. "oh i should get a kobold av. that would be fun and funny." but then i remember. i love my dead gay son garma zabi too much. rip to a real one.
there's a bear live on bear cam right now!!!!
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i do not sincere post very often but just so you all know i deeply care about camping and nature. Today is the anniversary of national parks being created 102 years ago. As a show of my appreciation of them id like to share one of my favorite things the parks have provided
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
this is a link to a live bear cam in Alaska the stream is very calming and relaxing for me to watch and i hope some of you tune in to watch the bears fishing and having a chill one.
stacking rocks together to make a model dragon because i can't get enough gold to buy legos from the adventurers down the road and i know they're not strong enough to beat a dragon
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@Pixley @aflightybroad @Louisa hmm... i am simply going to chalk this one up to cultural differences!
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@aflightybroad how filthy is the horse
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hoodie with a built in backpack
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doing reiki on a horse
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the classic film midnight kobold
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tank top hoodie combo
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a wizard using magic to slick his hair back instead of just using his hands like the rest of us
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Oh! Meant to make this post last night but if you're looking for a small instance experience (one crawling with bugs and other critters) then you're welcome to DM me for a goblin.camp invite! We also have cool emojis.... 
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Google, who became the most powerful corporation in the world by selling web ads: Hey in the future every computer program should actually be a website. Don't worry about why, just do it. It'll be cool. We're the vanguard of technology or something
People: ok
People: hey why does this calendar i downloaded have ads in it
Google: Haha cool
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mastodon is a muppets movie and eugen is the only character played by a human and not by a muppet
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Me launching my laptop in public: "boy i hope i remembered to close out of the naked dudes i was drawing earlier"
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
beans β 31 β she/her β always posting β γγ―γ―ζ₯ζ¬θͺγγΈγγ γγγγγͺγγ!!
Joined Jan 2019
