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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it. just ask me for clarification!! i will explain any joke or serious post, it is all fine and fun.

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i'm beans! i'm 31. i'm gay. i'm online and incapable of logging off.

i am a kobold who lives in the wild jungles of coastal florida. please be safe because my teeth and claws are very sharp. sometimes there are things i put in a hashtag of when i am posting about kobold business.

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here's a picture of garma.

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There is a new Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime, it is about rich people getting blown up for the crime of being rich and you can read it here or in your email inbox, thank you

For the third decade in a row my Album of the Decade is "Weird Al" Yankovic - Alapalooza

@tasnyx @larrydavis @aflightybroad quattro bajeena sounds like the Italian bootleg version of the seven vagร nias meme


I'm gonna name my kid Amuro Rey.

Such a cool fucking name that's ready for a space adventure.

i cant find my scissors and i have small objects that need to be choppd .. this is a disaster

Your honor, with all due respect to the FBI agents who brought me hereโ€” and by the way, ladies, thanks for your serviceโ€” could someone who was, quote, โ€œjust starting to get into k-popโ€ *really* be a North Korean defector?

hey uh

why the fuck does Batgirl have a bathtub installed in front of a god damn door

is this a Sims mod

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My favorite mountain goats song is probably โ€œWindowpane in Iowaโ€, which tells the story of two star-crossed lovers (Chasten and Pete) plotting a takeover of the world

@tasnyx Chasten was askin why we were stocking up on bread/ for the campaign we would need the dough/ I told him not to worry his sweet little head/ I knew the price of bread wasnโ€™t going to stay that low

"who are your top three favorite gundam characters" you ask? easy. char aznable, quattro bajeena, and casval rem deikun.

i will never apologize for stealing ketchup packets from burger king and dry jacking it like god has died and went to hell

the most validating feeling in the world?

you guessed it, it's when Action Bronson mentions your favorite strip club in a song

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