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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it. just ask me for clarification!! i will explain any joke or serious post, it is all fine and fun.

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i'm beans! i'm 31. i'm gay. i'm online and incapable of logging off.

i am a kobold who lives in the wild jungles of coastal florida. please be safe because my teeth and claws are very sharp. sometimes there are things i put in a hashtag of when i am posting about kobold business.

γƒœγ‚―γ―γΎγ ζ—₯本θͺžγ‚’勉強しています。

here's a picture of garma.

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぀かめぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇー

i have already told her multiple times today how much i appreciate her so i am once again logging on to mastodon so as to not be TOO repetitive at her even as i hyperfixate once again lmao i just .. like learning more about her like hearing her voice i really .. really love her ... ah

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i have such a nice time talking to her and she's v kind and even when i am very incoherent she manages to understand what i mean which is nice and cozy, it is very low-pressure in that way to speak with her .. we have a good time it's nice

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attention mastodon i love my girlfriend so much i feel a little insane but it's ok i'm having a nice time

NPCs in skyrim: oh dragonborn, it's an honor to be graced by your presence. the heavens weep at your arrival. please, take all my gold.

NPCs in Morrowind: who the fuck is this worm. get out of my sight at once. if you even look at me wrong I'm going to kill you with magic

that cw should be "unsanitary" but im leaving unsanity bc its funny and also apt despite not being a word

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bugs!, xtremely unsanity, im gross 

so it's termite season again which sucks obviously in infinite ways, HATE living in a house full of termties, but the biggest annoyance of the Season is that their fucking wings get everywhere and are so flimsy and just. seriously they flutter EVERYWHERE.

so sometimes i. i end up w a bunch of wings stuck to my hands nad i just go "well nothing for it" and eat em. just the only solution really.

this post brought 2 u by the #1 kobold of goblin dot camp.

Any time there is a Bionicle post on here I am simultaneously confused and applauding

Happy Goblinization Day from your friends at goblin camp

All troops are subs and basic training is essentially himbofication.

gihren selling an NFT of a photo of garma's funeral to fund another novelty prototype mobile suit

lesbian day means i am feeling gayer than ever about my girlfriend whomst i think about in a romantic way on a regular basis (because i love her)

a kobold emissary emerges from the deepest reaches of space to inform you that beans has an etsy shop with a wide array of fine stickers and charms and things for you to peruse and enjoy

consider these wares well, traveler: etsy.com/shop/sideseven/

animal illness, shop talk 

my etsy shop is a little haphazardly thrown together but it's bc i kind of put my latest batch of merch up in a big rush bc chun li is Very Unwell and i had to take her to the vet yesterday, which incurred .. a price tag, ahahha

like she wouldn't eat/drink, her hind legs are shaky, she was lethergic, the whites of her eyes were totally dark red/bloodshot, she could barely stand yesterday. yauuuu.

a kobold emissary emerges from the deepest reaches of space to inform you that beans has an etsy shop with a wide array of fine stickers and charms and things for you to peruse and enjoy

consider these wares well, traveler: etsy.com/shop/sideseven/

going to edit my mrna for the first time later today lads

this thread is 50/50 anime i've been watching myself and anime i'm watching with my gf lmao

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also been watching wandering witch, from last season, and it's kind of bizarre? i think i'm mainly enjoying it. it's very ... episodic in an odd way, feels more like an anthology than a series if that makes sense? even though it focuses on one character?
- somehow my closest analogue is classic star trek tbh but about a traveling witch girl

i'm gonna keep watching this

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