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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it. just ask me for clarification!! i will explain any joke or serious post, it is all fine and fun.

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i'm beans! i'm 31. i'm gay. i'm online and incapable of logging off.

i am a kobold who lives in the wild jungles of coastal florida. please be safe because my teeth and claws are very sharp. sometimes there are things i put in a hashtag of when i am posting about kobold business.

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here's a picture of garma.

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@aflightybroad this sounds like a Bethesda job. Like the system that processes resumes is old, none of the original engineers still exist, and any deviation from this Byzantine bondidance will result in an office wide blackout.

$12, Google+ data breach, US-only 

There was apparently a data breach from Google+, and if you were amongst those affected, you get to claim up to $12 from everybody's second favorite data harvester.

Those eligible are "all persons within the United States who (a) had a consumer Google+ account for any period of time between January 1, 2015 and April 2, 2019, and (2) had their non-public Profile Information exposed as a result of the software bugs Google announced on October 8, 2018 and December 10, 2018".

Full info;

googleplusdatalitigation.com/f

looking at laptop prices and shaking my had like .. damn .. im gay. cmon jack

kind of appreciate it when a job app is just like "hey, do you appreciate being treated like a dog? do you want to dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed? have you ever wished you got less respect in life?"

anyway im really excited for when suits that're mechanically pressurized instead of gas pressurized become A Thing, that's gonna kick ass, hope development's going well on that

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(NASA's old suits weigh over a hundred pounds and that's without the life support backpacks for extravehicular motion, just like, for reference, one why someone saying 20 pounds is A Lot is so absurd,)

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listening to an elon musk fanboy going "the spacex suit weighs twenty pounds - that's pretty heavy!" and just nodding and accepting that we live in a fallen world,

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thinking about when i was looking at videos about space suits, how they work and are constructed, things of that nature, and clicked on on abt a spacex suit and it was 5 minutes long and it took 3 minutes for a single piece of info to be delivered that wasn't sheer fluff, and then the rest of the video was also Nothing. kicked ass

genuinely i think more media should be confusing and annoying to parse. i think that if your media makes a bunch of people go "what the fuck" and leave cause they can't figure it out that's actually super cool

someone posted once that someone gave a poor review of their concert where they were like β€œworst time of my life. nobody showed up and the headliner didnt even perform.” and it was cuz the guy showed up hours early, somehow made it into the building, and watched the openers sound check before going home.

when cancelling an enemy, it is severe impoliteness to use more than one dunk

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a link to my gundam fanfiction 

hello everyone, i just posted chapter 9 of my char/amuro fanfiction. it is here:
archiveofourown.org/works/2270

you can also find the earlier chapters from that link!

it's an AU where zeon's still alive and amuro works at a coffee shop until char intervenes. please enjoy.

@aflightybroad it was very upsetting thinking he stole my phone bc i knew i couldn’t tell anyone i was at the mall bc of the plague

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β€ͺjust had a dream i was walking around the mall and befriended a wild alligator but on the way out got caught in the lava and we all thought gator pal died .. but no.. he simply stole my phone and we all had a good laugh‬

blaseball 

having a great time rooting for the shoe thieves in the post-season since the dΓ‘lΓ© aren't in the running

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