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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it just ask me for clarification!! (esp if there's a specific part that's a stumbling block)

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hello. it's me, beans. you know, like from online? it's beans of online!

im the anarchist slice-of-life anime sword lesbian your creche warned you about

i who use

sometimes and talks about birds, that's the hashtag for it

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thinking about all the terrible innovations in slur technology available on Twitter dot Com

an entire newspaper column, sorry 

an entire newspaper column, sorry 

sometimes. i think. "oh i should get a kobold av. that would be fun and funny." but then i remember. i love my dead gay son garma zabi too much. rip to a real one.

i do not sincere post very often but just so you all know i deeply care about camping and nature. Today is the anniversary of national parks being created 102 years ago. As a show of my appreciation of them id like to share one of my favorite things the parks have provided

explore.org/livecams/brown-bea

this is a link to a live bear cam in Alaska the stream is very calming and relaxing for me to watch and i hope some of you tune in to watch the bears fishing and having a chill one.

stacking rocks together to make a model dragon because i can't get enough gold to buy legos from the adventurers down the road and i know they're not strong enough to beat a dragon

a wizard using magic to slick his hair back instead of just using his hands like the rest of us

Oh! Meant to make this post last night but if you're looking for a small instance experience (one crawling with bugs and other critters) then you're welcome to DM me for a goblin.camp invite! We also have cool emojis.... :armed_shag_scoob: :bonfire: :cowskel: :giantdad: :perfect: :beholder:

Google, who became the most powerful corporation in the world by selling web ads: Hey in the future every computer program should actually be a website. Don't worry about why, just do it. It'll be cool. We're the vanguard of technology or something

People: ok

People: hey why does this calendar i downloaded have ads in it

Google: Haha cool

mastodon is a muppets movie and eugen is the only character played by a human and not by a muppet

Me launching my laptop in public: "boy i hope i remembered to close out of the naked dudes i was drawing earlier"

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