fin funnel fanatic @aflightybroad@goblin.camp
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
beans β 32 β she/her β im kobold β γγ―γ―ζ₯ζ¬θͺγγΈγγ γγγγγͺγγ!!
Joined Jan 2019
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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it. just ask me for clarification!! i will explain any joke or serious post, it is all fine and fun.
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i'm beans! i'm 31. i'm gay. i'm online and incapable of logging off.
i am a kobold who lives in the wild jungles of coastal florida. please be safe because my teeth and claws are very sharp. sometimes there are things i put in a hashtag of #koboldposting when i am posting about kobold business.
γγ―γ―γΎγ ζ₯ζ¬θͺγεεΌ·γγ¦γγΎγγ
here's a picture of garma.
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report from smolbean dot club:
user is a known tankie and a terf, and is now promoting antivaxx conspiracies as well :/
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uncut, unvaxxed, fully nude, and covered in peanut butter. the demoncrats will never catch me!
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Kills me that people admire zuck for his 'move fast and break things' motto as if that's not obviously the motto of a man who flails about and then lets other people come up with solutions for him as they pick up the pieces of what he broke
im miss my gf
garuda gaming edition was absolutely fucked lads
using kde neon now
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WARNING 
My page 
is a mental health free zone ποΈβ 
If you have mental health 
DO NOT INTERACT 
switching to yet another linux distro lads
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if the coastal lowlands are going to flood willy nilly then i think it's only fair that we bring pirates back in a big way. make the rich fear the beach.
have once again managed to convince myself that having any sexual desire at all makes me a war criminal. im aware this isnt true, and yet
extreme badbrains mode at the moment. logged on to let everyone know my brain is working REALLY bad,
looking up evangelion parody tee shirts because i don't have enough hate in my heart
I Went To The Bass Pro Pyramid In July . . . Ask Me Any Thing !
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the secret to my posting success is complete and utter disdain for my followers. i have never refrained from making a post b/c i thought it was too much. you all deserve the worst
hows everyone doing rn
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i have already told her multiple times today how much i appreciate her so i am once again logging on to mastodon so as to not be TOO repetitive at her even as i hyperfixate once again lmao i just .. like learning more about her like hearing her voice i really .. really love her ... ah
i have such a nice time talking to her and she's v kind and even when i am very incoherent she manages to understand what i mean which is nice and cozy, it is very low-pressure in that way to speak with her .. we have a good time it's nice
attention mastodon i love my girlfriend so much i feel a little insane but it's ok i'm having a nice time
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
beans β 32 β she/her β im kobold β γγ―γ―ζ₯ζ¬θͺγγΈγγ γγγγγͺγγ!!
Joined Jan 2019
