full newtype communism when @aflightybroad@goblin.camp

this bird said gay rights

There is a new Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime, it is about rich people getting blown up for the crime of being rich and you can read it here https://tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia/letters/trigger-point-dtmwagl-5 or in your email inbox, thank you

For the third decade in a row my Album of the Decade is "Weird Al" Yankovic - Alapalooza

@tasnyx @larrydavis @aflightybroad quattro bajeena sounds like the Italian bootleg version of the seven vagànias meme

@aflightybroad

I'm gonna name my kid Amuro Rey.

Such a cool fucking name that's ready for a space adventure.

Your honor, with all due respect to the FBI agents who brought me here— and by the way, ladies, thanks for your service— could someone who was, quote, “just starting to get into k-pop” *really* be a North Korean defector?

hey uh

why the fuck does Batgirl have a bathtub installed in front of a god damn door

is this a Sims mod

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My favorite mountain goats song is probably “Windowpane in Iowa”, which tells the story of two star-crossed lovers (Chasten and Pete) plotting a takeover of the world

@tasnyx Chasten was askin why we were stocking up on bread/ for the campaign we would need the dough/ I told him not to worry his sweet little head/ I knew the price of bread wasn’t going to stay that low

morning.

a wizard
a true star

@aflightybroad
everyone loves my attitude of aping from reality

"who are your top three favorite gundam characters" you ask? easy. char aznable, quattro bajeena, and casval rem deikun.

i will never apologize for stealing ketchup packets from burger king and dry jacking it like god has died and went to hell

the most validating feeling in the world?

you guessed it, it's when Action Bronson mentions your favorite strip club in a song

incessantly boosting my best joke