fin funnel fanatic @aflightybroad@goblin.camp
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
beans β 31 β she/her β im kobold β always posting β γγ―γ―ζ₯ζ¬θͺγγΈγγ γγγγγͺγγ!!
Joined Jan 2019
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if you ever don't get one of my posts and would like an explanation I will happily give it. just ask me for clarification!! i will explain any joke or serious post, it is all fine and fun.
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i'm beans! i'm 31. i'm gay. i'm online and incapable of logging off.
i am a kobold who lives in the wild jungles of coastal florida. please be safe because my teeth and claws are very sharp. sometimes there are things i put in a hashtag of #koboldposting when i am posting about kobold business.
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here's a picture of garma.
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i would like the helicopters to stop please.
food ment, blood
lmao i gave myself a really awful paper?cut on the foil lid of a yogurt cup and now there is so much blood. just a ton of blood. typing one handed w my bloody finger in my mouth. kicks ass
food/recipe request!
anybody have a good corn bread recipe???
i know i could search for one but i am asking friends on-line instead. like specifically if you have one you've made/your family's made!!
i do not need help googling i would just like a recipe you enjoy.
oh hell yeah 3 day work week
i've got a mask w dolphins on it. very vaporwave. a good look. i like accessorizing and having cute things, i admit this fault and flaw in my personage.
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anyone here enjoy spices, herbs, etc
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@aflightybroad nNo officer. No interesting flavours here! *Pushes cupboard door closed with clinking glass jar sounds. Packets of bulk fenugreek and coriander fall out* fuck, busted
anyone here enjoy spices, herbs, etc
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anime. boost if you can neither confirm nor deny
the second wasp found a way out. congrats, buddy!
to the second wasp in my apartment, who is hanging out in the kitchen instead o the living room: hey man not really sure what your deal is but welcome to the party i guess. hope you and first wasp get along okay. i want a nice harmonious existence here you know? just be chill and it's all good, you can stay
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no i will not shut the fuck up. Thank,s
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whispering through my keyhole is not a personality. tapping on my window while i sleep is not a personality. scratching my floorboards from below? not a personality. and as for shaking the very timbers of my home so they creak and moan and shudder? you guessed it - not a personality
old people who hang up the phone without saying bye kick ass
it's been nearly a week cohabiting with the wasp that lives in my apartment. we're good friends now
to the wasp still living in my apartment: haha hey man good to see you again. what's up? hope you're well. you seem livelier today than yesterday so i hope you found something to eat. what do you eat, anyway? i'm not sure what sort of wasp you are. anyway like i said good to see you. have a good one, talk to you soon.
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the worst harry potter spell, "incelliarmus"
anybody got any whipped soap makers they know/recommend, it's one of my fav soap formats but the lady i used to buy from shut down her shop. (i can find plenty online but personal recs are nice, yo uknow what i mean)
yes this is frivolous shh
- the horse?
- free
- the government?
- it'll pay ya
- how much?
- a thousand dollars for a horse
- the horse?
- it's yours now and you've got a thousand bucks
beans β 31 β she/her β im kobold β always posting β γγ―γ―ζ₯ζ¬θͺγγΈγγ γγγγγͺγγ!!
Joined Jan 2019
