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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

nintendo accidentally put a gun in the new animal crossing and they're trying to find it, that's why it's delayed

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I am watching this new adaptation and realizing how formative High Fidelity was for young ape

hey this hulu adaptation of high fidelity is p good so far

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thought of a good post on my way to work but I don't remember it now

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spank lewd 

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Lakitu is based on a type of traditional japanese pervert

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shoutout to when I was a history teacher and this kid turned in the world's greatest drawing of a column

Lakitu is based on a type of traditional japanese pervert

personally I think taking a clown that is mad at Batman this seriously is very funny

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finally a joker that smokes cigarettes

shoutout to when I was a history teacher and this kid turned in the world's greatest drawing of a column

I'm not a huge Tarantino fan but I do appreciate that his last four movies all end with white supremacists getting obliterated

all I'm pulling this week are inverted pentacles

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A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.