just checking some stuff out
me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?
a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed
nintendo accidentally put a gun in the new animal crossing and they're trying to find it, that's why it's delayed
@ape "We'll be in touch. Thank you for your time."
your favorite band is back in town
I am watching this new adaptation and realizing how formative High Fidelity was for young ape
hey this hulu adaptation of high fidelity is p good so far
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thought of a good post on my way to work but I don't remember it now
a himbo is like a fancy oaf
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@ape the preview I got made it look like the tradition was spanking the alabaster #ass
Lakitu is based on a type of traditional japanese pervert
shoutout to when I was a history teacher and this kid turned in the world's greatest drawing of a column
personally I think taking a clown that is mad at Batman this seriously is very funny
finally a joker that smokes cigarettes
I'm not a huge Tarantino fan but I do appreciate that his last four movies all end with white supremacists getting obliterated
all I'm pulling this week are inverted pentacles
A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.