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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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I'm weeping at the sight of this serene baboon

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bigfoot is real and he sold me weed

Admiral Adama lookalike: Edward James Almost

pulling up to the club in this; handing my keys to the valet

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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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The bouncer squints skeptically at the ID. "This really you?" he asks, half-jokingly.

"Well, no, it's not," Magritte says, "it's a representation of--"

this is the same problem i have with the scott pilgrim movie

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started watching Halt And Catch Fire

what's it mean if I'm attracted to every lead on this show

I thought I'd found an authentic community in cryptids and the way it fell apart made me feel duped in a really unpleasant way, especially when so many disagreements had been handled so differently before

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I have a lot of complicated feelings about cryptids and I know that lots of folks have a vastly different experience/perspective on the whole thing. it looks different from every angle

if I've alienated you it wasn't on purpose but I also know intent is not necessary to create harm

if you're interested in talking about it I am too

if you are looking for things to be angry about you will always find them

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