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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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if your white friends are still upset about property damage, consider explaining how much more effective magneto would be at these protests than professor x would be

love a surprise 700 dollar mechanic bill

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sometimes a family is a woman, a man, and a Meowth

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sometimes a family is a woman, a man, and a Meowth

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Lakitu is based on a type of traditional japanese pervert

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top 5 apes 

1. all apes are equal in the eyes of god

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You ever not post a lot for a couple weeks, log on, and realize you still don’t have much to say? Nah, me neither

sometimes when I'm alone I'll think a thing and then say it out loud like it's not real unless I say it

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top 5 apes 

1. all apes are equal in the eyes of god

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