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god ate himself in a sewer tonight

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shoutout to when I was a history teacher and this kid turned in the world's greatest drawing of a column

the guy on the Tapatio label and the lady from Cholula are in love

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nintendo accidentally put a gun in the new animal crossing and they're trying to find it, that's why it's delayed

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Sidney Poitier update: still alive

should I do more of these behind-the-scenes posts?

vote now on your phones

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dominos pizza has updated its privacy policy

get to know your posters: every time I say "vote now on your phones," which is more often than you'd think, it's a bill wurtz reference

does anyone know if there's a chapo debate stream 2nite

what's your favorite goon quote? mine is probably "it's da bat!"

nintendo accidentally put a gun in the new animal crossing and they're trying to find it, that's why it's delayed

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I am watching this new adaptation and realizing how formative High Fidelity was for young ape

hey this hulu adaptation of high fidelity is p good so far

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