pirat @comrat@goblin.camp
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- they/them or iel en français
- rat?
- you bet your ass
- pirate?
- arr
A rat, but like... A pirate rat.
Joined Oct 2019
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Dual wielding hands
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dont talk about sex on this website you jackals
I have not threaded these brilliant toots so that each may stand on its own, providing valuable data on comedic weakpoints in the metaphorical soft Fedi humor underside
A "gravity bong" is that thing they put astronauts in to spin 'em around real fast
A "gravity bong" is when an airplane goes down real fast to simulate 0g
A "gravity bong" is the sound played during a TV drama when something serious has just occurred
A "gravity bong" is the tool brewers and distillers use to determine the potency of their product.
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Fucking hell you cannot name something βepistemologyβ and expect me to take it seriously
Rehydrating after a long day of sports with a nice big glass of iced bong water
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sext: you make me feel safe and loved
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@rufousboi an ass duel it is then, good sir
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Lewd gross food do not open
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Lewd gross food do not open
Still laughing about this
Imagine being human lol
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sorry i was late i was busy being a little blade of grass
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Iβm a grown assman!
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If you're really good, Viking Santa will come to you in Eagle form and baby bird mead down your throat
- pronouns
- they/them or iel en français
- rat?
- you bet your ass
- pirate?
- arr
A rat, but like... A pirate rat.
Joined Oct 2019
