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*staggering through a hallway, soaked in blood and clearly very badly wounded* hey anybody GHHHGHUUUGHHH uhhhgh... anybody chillen? HGGH who up??

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so if i wanna get my dick sucked clean off my body, hypothetically speaking, for a friend, would i have to deregister as a voter? how would i go about doing so?

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Google? Fuck you. Yahoo? Fuck off. Cartographers guild? Listen you little shits

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Rat is actually safer than most tap water in America.

Please for the love of God and all things holy, this is a joke, do not do this; camping tips 

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ruining christmas dinner due to my chronic Bust Ass

Drinking a bunch of fermented fruit and berry juice with the comrades and recounting tales of before the war

"Bust ass" sounds like a condition known to develop among habitual Taco Bell customers (me)

I came here to bust ass and kick caps, and I'm all outta caps

Anyone else's dick ever itch on the inside?

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continuously grateful that I can follow cool people who occasionally post stuff I’d rather not see, and I can just choose not to open that stuff. that concept really slaps.

really β€œhella.”

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