A rat, but like... A pirate rat.
Dual wielding hands
Winking at some #men for kicks
dont talk about sex on this website you jackals
I have not threaded these brilliant toots so that each may stand on its own, providing valuable data on comedic weakpoints in the metaphorical soft Fedi humor underside
A "gravity bong" is that thing they put astronauts in to spin 'em around real fast
A "gravity bong" is when an airplane goes down real fast to simulate 0g
A "gravity bong" is the sound played during a TV drama when something serious has just occurred
A "gravity bong" is the tool brewers and distillers use to determine the potency of their product.
Fucking hell you cannot name something “epistemology” and expect me to take it seriously
Rehydrating after a long day of sports with a nice big glass of iced bong water
sext: you make me feel safe and loved
@rufousboi an ass duel it is then, good sir
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Still laughing about this
Imagine being human lol
sorry i was late i was busy being a little blade of grass
I’m a grown assman!
If you're really good, Viking Santa will come to you in Eagle form and baby bird mead down your throat
A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to lurk and cause mischief.