A rat, but like... A pirate rat.
I'm here give me dopamine
*staggering through a hallway, soaked in blood and clearly very badly wounded* hey anybody GHHHGHUUUGHHH uhhhgh... anybody chillen? HGGH who up??
no sleep only gay
so if i wanna get my dick sucked clean off my body, hypothetically speaking, for a friend, would i have to deregister as a voter? how would i go about doing so?
Google? Fuck you. Yahoo? Fuck off. Cartographers guild? Listen you little shits
Rat #piss is actually safer than most tap water in America.
Please for the love of God and all things holy, this is a joke, do not do this; camping tips Show more
Life hack: toss a can of bugspray on a fire to coat every in your group at once.
Broke: Jedi Master
Woke: Jedi Daddy
ruining christmas dinner due to my chronic Bust Ass
A full-ass peach emoji tattoo
Drinking a bunch of fermented fruit and berry juice with the comrades and recounting tales of before the war
"Bust ass" sounds like a condition known to develop among habitual Taco Bell customers (me)
I came here to bust ass and kick caps, and I'm all outta caps
Anyone else's dick ever itch on the inside?
i have a very real feeling tbh
continuously grateful that I can follow cool people who occasionally post stuff I’d rather not see, and I can just choose not to open that stuff. that concept really slaps.
@aflightybroad piss is always an answer tho maybe not quality
@wicche ambulance: wee woo wee wooYou: fuck you pay me
A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to lurk and cause mischief.