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dont talk about sex on this website you jackals

I have not threaded these brilliant toots so that each may stand on its own, providing valuable data on comedic weakpoints in the metaphorical soft Fedi humor underside

A "gravity bong" is that thing they put astronauts in to spin 'em around real fast

A "gravity bong" is when an airplane goes down real fast to simulate 0g

A "gravity bong" is the sound played during a TV drama when something serious has just occurred

A "gravity bong" is the tool brewers and distillers use to determine the potency of their product.

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Fucking hell you cannot name something β€œepistemology” and expect me to take it seriously

Rehydrating after a long day of sports with a nice big glass of iced bong water

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If you're really good, Viking Santa will come to you in Eagle form and baby bird mead down your throat

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