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proving my loyalty to The Motherland by always pronouncing Stolichnya like in Russian

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my goal in life is to be cool enough to wear a coat like a cape, like they do in my japanese animes

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V lewd US pol shitpost 

President Trump has banned all travel into or out of my asshole.

Sorry, ladies.

my mouth is still burning and i haven't gotten a single hit of dopamine

i alone am tru nite krew

veg food, bev 

wash it all down with a nice cold glass of chocolate milk

what goes better with spicy okra than chocolate milk

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ah yes i hit that perfect heat level where my eyes just started watering good shit

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brb putting this Spicy Pickled Okraℒ️ in a fruit salad

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okra is good because okra is a vegetable that looks like a legume and is technically a fruit

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love spicy pickled okra. love when those lanky bois make my mouth feel like it's being attacked by an angry colony of fire ants. mmh yes burn baby burm

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You, common: "twinks"
Me, enlightened: "otters"

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the bugs squabble around in the dirt for faves and boosts, while the truly mighty post only for honor

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Topping me is an isekai

What am I and why am I gay: these and other questions

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