so if i wanna get my dick sucked clean off my body, hypothetically speaking, for a friend, would i have to deregister as a voter? how would i go about doing so?

**pirat** · Dec 09, 2019, 03:24

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**Holidayleums** @Aleums@radical.town · Dec 09, 2019, 03:24

Dec 09, 2019, 03:24

Holidayleums @Aleums@radical.town

good shit

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**pirat** · Dec 09, 2019, 03:02

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**Fuzzy mumbler** @Pawdraig@goblin.camp · Dec 09, 2019, 03:02

Dec 09, 2019, 03:02

Fuzzy mumbler @Pawdraig@goblin.camp

Google? Fuck you. Yahoo? Fuck off. Cartographers guild? Listen you little shits

**pirat** · Dec 09, 2019, 02:59

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**rap rat xmas special** @ratwithscarf@efdn.club · Dec 09, 2019, 02:59

Dec 09, 2019, 02:59

rap rat xmas special @ratwithscarf@efdn.club

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**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 22:16

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 22:16

Dec 08, 2019, 22:16

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

Rat #piss is actually safer than most tap water in America.

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 20:46

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 20:46

Dec 08, 2019, 20:46

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

Please for the love of God and all things holy, this is a joke, do not do this; camping tips

**pirat** · Dec 08, 2019, 19:41

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**Rad Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Dec 08, 2019, 19:41

Dec 08, 2019, 19:41

Rad Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

Broke: Jedi Master

Woke: Jedi Daddy

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 07:40

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 07:40

Dec 08, 2019, 07:40

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

ruining christmas dinner due to my chronic Bust Ass

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 07:38

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 07:38

Dec 08, 2019, 07:38

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

A full-ass peach emoji tattoo

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 06:57

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 06:57

Dec 08, 2019, 06:57

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

Drinking a bunch of fermented fruit and berry juice with the comrades and recounting tales of before the war

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:28

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:28

Dec 08, 2019, 03:28

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

"Bust ass" sounds like a condition known to develop among habitual Taco Bell customers (me)

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

I came here to bust ass and kick caps, and I'm all outta caps

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

**pirat** @comrat@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

Dec 08, 2019, 03:27

pirat @comrat@goblin.camp

Anyone else's dick ever itch on the inside?

**pirat** · Dec 08, 2019, 02:37

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**dqvey_ebooks** @dqvey_ebooks@botsin.space · Dec 08, 2019, 02:37

Dec 08, 2019, 02:37

dqvey_ebooks @dqvey_ebooks@botsin.space

i have a very real feeling tbh

**pirat** · Dec 07, 2019, 23:44

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**Vy-let** @vy@masto.vy-let.software · Dec 07, 2019, 23:44

Dec 07, 2019, 23:44

Vy-let @vy@masto.vy-let.software

continuously grateful that I can follow cool people who occasionally post stuff I’d rather not see, and I can just choose not to open that stuff. that concept really slaps.

really “hella.”

**pirat** · Dec 08, 2019, 02:42

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**Fuzzy mumbler** @Pawdraig@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2019, 02:42

Dec 08, 2019, 02:42

Fuzzy mumbler @Pawdraig@goblin.camp

@aflightybroad piss is always an answer tho maybe not quality

**pirat** · Dec 08, 2019, 02:55

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**₆⁶₆ Laser ₆⁶₆** @laser@radical.town · Dec 08, 2019, 02:55

Dec 08, 2019, 02:55

₆⁶₆ Laser ₆⁶₆ @laser@radical.town

@wicche ambulance: wee woo wee woo
You: fuck you pay me

pronouns: they/them or iel en français

rat?: you bet your ass

pirate?: arr

A rat, but like... A pirate rat.

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