astrorat @comrat@goblin.camp
- pronouns
- they/them or iel en français
- rat?
- you bet your ass
- the moon?
- on it
A rat, but like... On the moon
Joined Oct 2019
Alc name
proving my loyalty to The Motherland by always pronouncing Stolichnya like in Russian
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my goal in life is to be cool enough to wear a coat like a cape, like they do in my japanese animes
It's actually animes Japanese
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V lewd US pol shitpost
President Trump has banned all travel into or out of my asshole.
Sorry, ladies.
my mouth is still burning and i haven't gotten a single hit of dopamine
i alone am tru nite krew
veg food, bev
wash it all down with a nice cold glass of chocolate milk
what goes better with spicy okra than chocolate milk
veg food
ah yes i hit that perfect heat level where my eyes just started watering good shit
veg food
brb putting this Spicy Pickled Okraβ’οΈ in a fruit salad
veg food
okra is good because okra is a vegetable that looks like a legume and is technically a fruit
veg food
love spicy pickled okra. love when those lanky bois make my mouth feel like it's being attacked by an angry colony of fire ants. mmh yes burn baby burm
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βΆ β
what the fuck even are horses?
You, common: "twinks"
Me, enlightened: "otters"
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Please, video was my father. Call me James
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the bugs squabble around in the dirt for faves and boosts, while the truly mighty post only for honor
Lewd
Topping me is an isekai
What am I and why am I gay: these and other questions
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Supplying much-needed lubrication and fueling for Mastodon
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cybersex, or cumming in absentia,
- pronouns
- they/them or iel en français
- rat?
- you bet your ass
- the moon?
- on it
A rat, but like... On the moon
Joined Oct 2019
