Louise Tourrenne @cuttlefish@goblin.camp
- Goblin?
- sorta.
- genus?
- sepiida
- MADTYP
- DCGW
- he him
- or they them
Exceedingly Large, Exceedingly Magical , common European Cuttlefish lurking in Lake Ontario. Say hello and I will save you from a shipwreck. He/him
dont be horny at me, jokes are fine though. pronouns should be in your bio.
For disclosure I am a white, gay man not actually a cuttlefish. It's just a name, or a bit or something idk.'
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king/duke/his majesty are all acceptable
Viceroy of Gravitational Experimentation in the Wizzzard tower.
Joined Jan 2020
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Testimonials:
"Omfg you jackals"
"omfg itβs YOU"
"YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF GARBAGE I WANTED TO GUESS THAT AT LEAST 3 SEPARATE TIMES BUT I WAS LIKE βNOOOOO SABRINA THATβS WAY TOO SPECIFIC DONβT BOTHERβ JAJEJEJJDDBXBSJSJHSH"
These are all from sabrina
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the spit valve of a brass instrument is a little nipple for the jazz milk π
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i dont know this but its true
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this OkCupid man's Snapchat includes the words "pupper" and "smol" and I am afraid
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everyone who's into gurdjieff is either a 60 year old man with an uncomfortable interest in steampunk and women one third his age, or kate bush
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lmk if you have ever been referred to as the "chicken of the sea." i know a good therapist
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currently sitting in church ama
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blavatsky: as is well-known to the masters of ancient wisdom in the land of thi-bet [30 pages of impenetrable misspelled sanskrit] this, however, is an evil practice only undertaken by the most swarthy and non-aryan of magicians, and should rather [some absolute nonsense about 'movanic planes'] as told in the book of dzyan
crowley: let the adept therefore retire to his chamber, and having well lubrated himself with aromatic oils, stroketh his wand of power now slowly, now again fast, until the white elixir of immortality is brought forth
gurdjieff: you think i'm going to tell you how to jack off? think again, bucko. if you were smart like me you'd already know but because you're such a dipshit i'm not going to tell you anything. eat my ass. go to hell. bitch
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hi from hi tide. My wife woke up when it was still dark and saw a shooting star, then watched the sun rise. I'm having some coffee and watching the waves
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beach photo dump
its nice to live an hour away from one of the best beaches in the US
dead.capital is actually a neat domain name for a like, undead themed instance
sorcerer.capital
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starting up sorrrcerer.website to shut down all the hate on fedi
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in seriousness I do wanna write some kinda thing about sorcerers that got their powers from fucked up shit that happened to them, as opposed to bloodline bs. but idk shit about fantasy lol
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open if you need a good hour of G rated distraction
US W 10 size wide sneakers or Mary Jane style shoes that ainβt ugly and are extremely supportive and structured and cost less than $100
please help me find
witches are objectively the most proletarian magic users
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what kind of magic user am i? dear reader, i am but a simple practitioner
ive come to realize i have zero chill and thus force myself to not care about things, or pretend i dont care about things
WHAT KIND OF MAGIC USER ARE YOU IF YOU CHANNEL THE POWER OF PSEUDO DEITIES FROM A PLANE BEYOND OUR OWN, OF TUMULT, DARK AND STORM DUE TO A LIGHTNING ACCIDENT THAT KILLED YOUR DAD
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UPDATE: YOU ARE A WARLOCK IF YOU THINK BLOOD MAGIC IS "KINDA HOT"
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YOU ARE A WIZARD IF YOU HAVE THROWN MORE THAN FIVE (5) FIREBALLS. YOU ARE A WITCH IF YOU'VE CACKLED AT THE MOON AT LEAST ONCE. YOU ARE A SORCERER IF YOU ARE GARBAGE. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
- Goblin?
- sorta.
- genus?
- sepiida
- MADTYP
- DCGW
- he him
- or they them
Exceedingly Large, Exceedingly Magical , common European Cuttlefish lurking in Lake Ontario. Say hello and I will save you from a shipwreck. He/him
dont be horny at me, jokes are fine though. pronouns should be in your bio.
For disclosure I am a white, gay man not actually a cuttlefish. It's just a name, or a bit or something idk.'
18
king/duke/his majesty are all acceptable
Viceroy of Gravitational Experimentation in the Wizzzard tower.
Joined Jan 2020
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