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Testimonials:
"Omfg you jackals"
"omfg it’s YOU"
"YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF GARBAGE I WANTED TO GUESS THAT AT LEAST 3 SEPARATE TIMES BUT I WAS LIKE β€œNOOOOO SABRINA THAT’S WAY TOO SPECIFIC DON’T BOTHER” JAJEJEJJDDBXBSJSJHSH"

These are all from sabrina

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the spit valve of a brass instrument is a little nipple for the jazz milk 😈

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'zz top' implies not merely 'zz bottom', but also zz charm, zz strange, zz up, and zz down

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im always pissed when i see like a 4 million dollar mansion that looks like absolute shit

its probably faster to get to hell via bad intentions

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honestly bad intentions probably also pave the way to hell right

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who came up with the words don and doff. who said "this totally new word means to put an item of clothing On and this other original word donot steal means to take an item of clothing Off"
i just wanna talk

@principito did i tell you i finished your story? it was good!

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look i need to demonstrate how much of an asshole im being on accident but i can't reach my own foot into my mouth, can i borrow yours? πŸ₯΅

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honestly man I don't know why all these homosexuals keep sucking your cock, but if I'm being real when you talk about this it feels like you aren't focused on me, the homosexual currently s

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i go outside of my Southern California home and find the soviet anthem playing loudly on speakers. Someone has a Stalin decal on their Econoline van for their steel mill

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heyy i just wanted to know r u willing to start shit on here? coz like i definitely am just gotta look out for the fam and stuff xD. but ya let me know if u ever want to plan any riots against the state or whatevs :3

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the reason theres always traffic in california is cuz im driving a tank down the 405 as we speak

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in a surprise to absolutely nobody it turns to ajit pai incorrectly distributed the 9 billion dollars in funds meant to increase rural broadband access so the current FCC is going to have to do it all over again

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ive heard that china is planning on passing laws against posting

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are there little cartoon palm trees on your public transportation in california

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