4chan, butter, gross, unhygenic
hey remember when i posted that reddit post about suspicious butter activities
vore, extremely weird, old fedi classic
this one i'm sure many are already familiar with but i just wanted to bring it back into the collective consciousness for a bit.
part 2 to come!
#Dregday2021 i genuinely don't know anything about this dude other than that he accidentally jerked off on twitch
i've probably got another hour in me before i crash and then i'll continue later today but holy fuck this thread is already so long
request from @Aleums for something to do with anime, a subject that has been surprisingly lacking in this year's thread
lewd, extremely normal tumblr man
the best thing about tumblr was just stumbling onto the most unhinged people you can imagine on a regular basis
anyway enjoy the Cum Spewing Mr Rogers post
lewd, trump, bimbofication
this will be my last post for now but i'll be back online and in the vc in a few once i've had a good crash, but for now i leave you with these images i found when i googled "Trump Bimbofication", which I shall never do again
i feel like even though there's a lot of leftist infighting we can all band together behind a common cause: Fuck This Guy In Particular
lewd, bdsm mention, extreme cringe
if i have to specify "extreme cringe" in a CW today of all days you know it's gonna be Something
boy horror, internet rational debateman
i have no fucking clue who this Destiny guy is but i feel like i know everything i need to know about him just from this image
shooting mention, pewdiepie
i hate every single time i'm forced to look up pewdiepie for one of these posts but i do it all for you, the fans
koreaboo, uwu racism, but like a lot
Do Not Talk To Me About Kpop is one of my only Zero Tolerance Block rules, so tread carefully
remember a year ago when animal crossing came out just as we were going into quarantine and everyone immediately lost their fucking minds
more hamilton, mlm fetishisation
there really is an awful lot of hamilton content this year huh
a critical misunderstanding of class struggle
i'm sorry just had no idea how else i could even CW this one
melissa looked at this post and described it as a "tumblr containment breach" and xe's not wrong
i want you all to know that colophon's bit has meant that every time since i've woken up that I've seen "TheCyberSmith boosted your toot" in my notifactions my blood has run cold
The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror,
ok i've been telling myself over and over that i have to write up a new Human Pet Guy Primer and i've been putting it off for so long but no more.
The Human Pet Guy is possibly the most cursed and infamous individual i have ever personally come across. I post his misadventures here fairly often in this thread: https://monads.online/@ArachnoCommunist/105508577618679835, but some of you may be wondering, "Hey Delta, why is he called The Human Pet Guy anyway?"
Wonder no more.
The Human Pet Guy
The Human Pet Guy is a fucking singularity of incredibly wrong and deeply fucked up opinions. He is wrong about everything it is possible to be wrong about and several things it isn't.
The Human Pet Guy
Now i know what you're thinking. There's no way this guy can be real, he has to be a troll. no one would be like this." but readers, i'm afraid to tell you that I know far more about human pet guy than I'm willing to post here but i can tell you that he is absolutely terrible at opsec and he has been posting all this exact kind of shit since at least 2012, long before he became this infamous. No human could ever have the constitution to dedicate themself so entirely to this bit. He's real. I'm so sorry
The Human Pet Guy
This man thinks antarctica is covered in fertile farmland under the ice. He thinks he could deflect a bullet with a sword and that all school uniforms should include plate mail. He thinks that Zionism is correct but that no jewish people were in the holy land prior to modern settlement. He constantly insists that him wanting a human pet is in no way a kink thing. He thinks trump should've been crowned king of america. Dear readers, He Watermarks His Fucking Memes.
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