Today the local news told me about five people breaking into a motorcycle dealership, each stealing one motorcycle, and riding off on them through the front door, and I can't stop thinking about what a cool fuckin heist that was


@Pixley they deserve the motorcycles at this point

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@cuttlefish right?? They wanted me to call Crimestoppers! What kind of dorkus would do such a thing, this rules

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