Today the local news told me about five people breaking into a motorcycle dealership, each stealing one motorcycle, and riding off on them through the front door, and I can't stop thinking about what a cool fuckin heist that was
@Pixley they deserve the motorcycles at this point
@cuttlefish right?? They wanted me to call Crimestoppers! What kind of dorkus would do such a thing, this rules
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