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hi it's eleanor. i accidentally got banned for replying to a bot that posts pictures of the south pole with "looks cold" so if you could boost this so i could find my own mufos I would appreciate it :blobwide_1: :blobwide82: 💕

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though i remain convinced that i'm the only person who could really play me. i don't know anyone with the right mixture of dry to wet wit

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i feel bad that we keep calling ann dowd not-margo-martindale, especially when both of them are better kathy bates types than kathy bates

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Love when people post like vincent adultman like “the best thing about being grown up is no one tells you when you should go to sleep”

Being in wallingford makes me so wistful. This is not always a bad thing. I have grown a lot since I was here a year ago

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Writing in Qui Gon (the jedi) on my ballot

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very pleased to announce that starting next week I will be retiring from pro shitting in order to become a coach. that's right, I had a good run but it's time to share my talents and let the next generation of shitters shine.

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selfie ec 

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I really miss Jer and Matt and KT. Genuinely kind, funny people

Bojack has somehow ended up being a graveyard of references to people that were supposed to be big but never really took off. Andrew Garfield, Emily Can Vamp

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