All of my villagers on animal crossing so far are jocks

covid, selfie, eye contact 

thanos can snap, crackle and POP that lavender dicc on this coochie woochie!!! on god!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay downloading fortnite can't wait to get merked by 13 year Olds who see this game in their sleep

Doing the grin that the grinch does in the cartoon where his head hairs curl up

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Don't wanna do laundry to the point I'm thinking about buying more underwear online

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covid-19/bad pol takes/mass death 

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at this point it would be less stressful to just work at safeway and risk dying than have to fucking fight for unemployment

Washington State Unemployment question 

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Washington State Unemployment question 

I take my piss with two sugars please

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