elle @femforms@goblin.camp

canonically, D.W. Read's name stands for "Dora Winifred", but we all know the truth (her name is dankwraith)

hi y'all if you'd consider chipping in a few bucks for this member of my community I think that'd really be meaningful. a couple thousand dollars is so little to spend to secure a family a place to live and a lot of it has already been raised.

https://twitter.com/colocha_rachel/status/1320144771516694529?s=20

chillen in the #MyasstodonTownHall like,,,

#BigBoyRootVegetableSeason

tng sucked sorry. q is the kind of villain you introduce when you've gone seven seasons and completely run out of ideas, not im episode two. great gazoo ass

star trek (2009) was the best star trek because it had action and stakes but mainly because it ended after two hours and i didn't have to hear anyone explain love to a robot

Interviewer at big over 100K salary job interview: Alright... so I see you were active on a social media platform Mastodon as username [squints] “whippin’ ariana grande”

Me: lol epic

Interviewer: hrm yes epic.... may I ask why you posted... and I quote, “Oh my God, my ass is shooting North Korean Nukes, holy fucking shit, decapitate Elon Musk and feed his head to George W Bush”. May I ask if this is you and why you posted it?

Me: lmfao Epic Win my dude.

Interviewer: [cracks open Monster energy drink (white can)] About fucking time someone said it, amirite? You’re hired, Ass Eating Goku.

@femforms i'm the wacky assassin

@femforms hello to eleanore

you're lesbians huh? which one of you is the international assassin slash merry prankster and which one of you is the loose cannon who can't let it go

ah, ferries, da bus of da sea

triz cute pass it on

my beautiful gf @femforms is cute too

will, why do you pilot the eva?

i wanted to see what would happen