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canonically, D.W. Read's name stands for "Dora Winifred", but we all know the truth (her name is dankwraith)

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hi y'all if you'd consider chipping in a few bucks for this member of my community I think that'd really be meaningful. a couple thousand dollars is so little to spend to secure a family a place to live and a lot of it has already been raised.

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pol, violence i guess 

finished this mussolini biography, love a story with a happy ending (shot by communists)

my mind is just the last part of runaway where its like a whole verse distorted to the point it sounds almost like an instrument

triz destroys star track with FACTS and LOGIC

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tng sucked sorry. q is the kind of villain you introduce when you've gone seven seasons and completely run out of ideas, not im episode two. great gazoo ass

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star trek (2009) was the best star trek because it had action and stakes but mainly because it ended after two hours and i didn't have to hear anyone explain love to a robot

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Interviewer at big over 100K salary job interview: Alright... so I see you were active on a social media platform Mastodon as username [squints] β€œwhippin’ ariana grande”

Me: lol epic

Interviewer: hrm yes epic.... may I ask why you posted... and I quote, β€œOh my God, my ass is shooting North Korean Nukes, holy fucking shit, decapitate Elon Musk and feed his head to George W Bush”. May I ask if this is you and why you posted it?

Me: lmfao Epic Win my dude.

Interviewer: [cracks open Monster energy drink (white can)] About fucking time someone said it, amirite? You’re hired, Ass Eating Goku.

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you're lesbians huh? which one of you is the international assassin slash merry prankster and which one of you is the loose cannon who can't let it go

i am now crossfaded and (once again) thinking about how hannibal used to air directly after the office lmao

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are you a hannibal gay or a killing eve gay

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eye contact 

triz cute pass it on

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will, why do you pilot the eva?

i wanted to see what would happen

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