hi y'all if you'd consider chipping in a few bucks for this member of my community I think that'd really be meaningful. a couple thousand dollars is so little to spend to secure a family a place to live and a lot of it has already been raised.
tng sucked sorry. q is the kind of villain you introduce when you've gone seven seasons and completely run out of ideas, not im episode two. great gazoo ass
Interviewer at big over 100K salary job interview: Alright... so I see you were active on a social media platform Mastodon as username [squints] “whippin’ ariana grande”
Me: lol epic
Interviewer: hrm yes epic.... may I ask why you posted... and I quote, “Oh my God, my ass is shooting North Korean Nukes, holy fucking shit, decapitate Elon Musk and feed his head to George W Bush”. May I ask if this is you and why you posted it?
Me: lmfao Epic Win my dude.
Interviewer: [cracks open Monster energy drink (white can)] About fucking time someone said it, amirite? You’re hired, Ass Eating Goku.
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