Sitting on Santa's lap* and asking for a fat ass.
*Editor's Note: In the years BCC (before covid crisis) it was common for children to sit on the lap of an unmasked man and ask for various commodities as a way to indoctrinate them to capitalism.
@femforms covid crisis, climate crisis, civilization crisis...
BCC works awesome, and I'm borrowing it.
A posting sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.