London! @hammerhead@goblin.camp

gonna make a passive help post because I mean, why the hell not

I’m 36 weeks pregnant and could go any minute, trying to get our little family into our own housing before birth. My wife has good Union job prospects, we’re just running very low on time.

any assistance will go towards application fees, rent, and deposit. thanks so much y’all for getting us this far!

paypal.me/londonshine
$app: $glamorshark
venmo: @londonshine
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Updated Intro!

I'm London, previously of freak.garden! Previously previously of snouts.online. Oof.

My wife is @SapphicGiraffic :)

I am a fat Queer agender mother of a 3 year old, physically disabled, ADHD'er w/ a lil basket of other brain fun. I'm Southern, a student of Torah and a dirty rotten Commie, and White if you need that info, too.

My Passions: dolls/toys, inline skating, cooking, crafting, early 2000's aesthetic and music, pastels, and gardening :)

Boundaries Post Cus Those Are A Thing

-Follows welcome! Interactions not necessary but appreciated.

-PLEASE remember I am not a woman.

-I don't tend to tag brief food mentions, but do hide the images/long descriptions.

-I have a kid, and may talk about her without cw, but images will be under one.

-I'm an intense person but extremely patient and reasonable. If you are displeased with me, just plainly say so. If I'm displeased with you, you'll know, don't worry.

-Just don't be a jerk.

when several online acquaintance-friends are all severely anguished at once and you can’t remember who wants/needs interaction on sadposts and who hates it and you just kinda scroll through the sea of despair like

heheheh my fish-hating siblings (8 and 12) tried the salmon I made, loved it, and asked for seconds 😎

we got out of the car at the store earlier and I’m like “wtf it smells like hot human shit out here, like actual SHIT”

i look to the side and there’s… a cup of human shit in a bag that’s half slung across the asphalt

what

WHAT

WHY???

I need this landlady to say somethingggggggg ma’am PLEASE pleaaase

realizing that this year we won’t be able to do our Very Fancy Wives Dress-Up Anniversary Dinner like we always do T^T

Bendy had been my brother’s hyperfocus for years and then my sister along with him there’s nothing particularly wrong with the concept it’s just… I’m tired of it

my siblings and their friends are getting Lucille attached to the absolute most brain pickling awful end of YouTube and to fucking Bendy and the god damn Ink Machine and shit and I gotta get her out of here because I cannot handle another 7 years of that shit

second to second anticipation and panic yeehaw

all these ppl in my due date groups are boohooin about their stretch marks and how baby is “ruining” their body and I’m just over here like

:)

:D I got mine with lots of yummy food!

I know sleep is a magical portal to tomorrow when I get the news I need but also it could be bad news so I’m being Avoidant and tippity tapping on my phone

oh yeah bump update for the first time like… ever

i never rly show until the very end lmaooo this is my “the child could literally be born and not even need intensive care and just go home” 36 week bump

it looks like most peoples halfway bump

I have no idea why my body does that, just hides the baby… then in 2 weeks I will suddenly be LAUGHABLY ROUND like that doesn’t even look real lmaooo

6 years ago I grabbed a couple dresses from torrid and h&m, slapped together some fake flowers from michaels, yoinked a friend’s judge cousin, drove out to nowhere South Carolina and married myself the world’s prettiest giraffe @SapphicGiraffic :)