London! @hammerhead@goblin.camp

Updated Intro!

I'm London, previously of freak.garden! Previously previously of snouts.online. Oof.

My wife is @SapphicGiraffic :)

I am a fat Queer agender mother of a 3 year old, physically disabled, ADHD'er w/ a lil basket of other brain fun. I'm Southern, a student of Torah and a dirty rotten Commie, and White if you need that info, too.

My Passions: dolls/toys, inline skating, cooking, crafting, early 2000's aesthetic and music, pastels, and gardening :)

Shine Family Donation Methods

just gonna go ahead and pin this since I always forget

paypal.me/londonshine

$glamorshark for cashapp

@londonshine for venmo (last 4 of phone 0309 if prompted)

please dm if you want to help and need an alternate method <3

when jess gets work I'll remove this, so if it's up we're in need lol love y'all

Boundaries Post Cus Those Are A Thing

-Follows welcome! Interactions not necessary but appreciated.

-PLEASE remember I am not a woman.

-I don't tend to tag brief food mentions, but do hide the images/long descriptions.

-I have a kid, and may talk about her without cw, but images will be under one.

-I'm an intense person but extremely patient and reasonable. If you are displeased with me, just plainly say so. If I'm displeased with you, you'll know, don't worry.

-Just don't be a jerk.

she’s playing ff14 but Jessica appears to be teaching everyone how to play fucking cribbage

48 hours and just done

i am like, roiling with gratitude and a little guilt that others weren’t as lucky

thank gawdsamighty my kid seems to have inherited my cast iron immune system, she’s already almost over Covid

monads barbershop quartet when

Jess maaaaaaaaaay have maybe perhaps found a job but

we gotta find $$ for a motel for her for two weeks cus it’s like 3 hours away

the job pays $100 per diem and most of these are $45/50 a night but I’m pretty sure it pays out on the check not up front uuughhh

And she has this slow, pause-heavy way of speaking that leaves me so anxious waiting… fine in loved ones but I need a therapist that matches my energy, it was so awkward how the air would buzz then hang after I spoke

She just kept asking questions that didn’t really seem to get the point of what I’d said

asked what I thought inpatient care could achieve that I couldn’t do at home since I was deploring how I can’t do ED inpatient on Medicaid

and then she picked this method/tool thing to focus on that she went on and on about and when I told her I wasn’t processing it well she asked me a more specific question about… the thing I told her I didn’t process any of

panicked and walked out on my therapist whoops

(not a big deal we were only on our second session it just wasn’t a good fit)

stuck in waiting mode before therapy ughhhh

News channels in florida are releasing falling iguana warnings for the cold weather, and some of them are so goofy

Do we know anybody in Corpus Christi who would rather host Jess for a nice fat tip at the end than her burn cash on a motel for this upcoming job? 2-3 weeks, she’ll be gone most of the day working.

devin brought me and fetus gatorade what a good daddy

I swear to god if it turns out I have yet another Mostly Useless But Unique superpower

like what creator deity felt the need to go “this human.. this one can orgasm completely devoid of sexy thoughts or general horniness”

I mean… thanks?

Do you have to look at or think about sexual stuff to get off while masturbating?

I was talking to Jess the other day and it was news to me that never once had she got off manually/vibe assisted just for the stress release of orgasm and thinking of nothing in particular

That’s usually the way it goes for me, pondering the bills or what groceries I want or reading the Wikipedia for potatoes, just doing the deed like hand washing laundry.

Is that so unusual?

“everyone deserves body positivity” no, fuck off, you don’t get to include yourself in this until we’ve triaged all the people actually suffering from the standards YOU are contributing to, YOU are benefitting from, fuck offffff

wooow lmao I do not wanna hear about appearance anxiety and body dysmorphia from literal supermodels lmao I do not give a Fuck if Gigi Hadid feels bad about her body, she makes millions of dollar just existing in it on camera and has a planet of people affirming that she’s an ideal to aspire towards

wipe your fucking tears with benjamins baby get the fuck over it

Oop… just noticed my tum is starting to firm up and stick out even when im laying down

hello little creature how are you

now I want Gatorade REAL bad but Jess is asleep

Gatorade original lemon lime is just a virgin margarita