London! @hammerhead@goblin.camp

Shine Family Ongoing Survival Fund:

paypal.me/londonshine
$app: $glamorshark
venmo: @londonshine (last 4 of phone 0309 if prompted)

Updated Intro!

I'm London, previously of freak.garden! Previously previously of snouts.online. Oof.

My wife is @SapphicGiraffic :)

I am a fat Queer agender mother of a 3 year old, physically disabled, ADHD'er w/ a lil basket of other brain fun. I'm Southern, a student of Torah and a dirty rotten Commie, and White if you need that info, too.

My Passions: dolls/toys, inline skating, cooking, crafting, early 2000's aesthetic and music, pastels, and gardening :)

Boundaries Post Cus Those Are A Thing

-Follows welcome! Interactions not necessary but appreciated.

-PLEASE remember I am not a woman.

-I don't tend to tag brief food mentions, but do hide the images/long descriptions.

-I have a kid, and may talk about her without cw, but images will be under one.

-I'm an intense person but extremely patient and reasonable. If you are displeased with me, just plainly say so. If I'm displeased with you, you'll know, don't worry.

-Just don't be a jerk.

Hooooo got it fixed bleeeh

the guy driving this Uber is wearing super strong cologne ugh, and I know it’s STRONG cus I’m not normally effected by fragrances

stuck in the Orlando airport and my moms card won’t work on Uber for some reason and her phone won’t download cashapp to send the funds to me and Lucille keeps running away and escaped into traffic once I’m gonna fuxking die lmaooo

Off we go!

Running towards a hurricane to spend a week holed up with my 4 year old, my 2 month old, my 8 and 12 year old siblings, and my mom who’s as disabled as I am and still learning boundaries and struggling with my pronouns 🤪

#Pray4London

The father of my terminated sibling would remain a distant family friend, until one day about 10 years ago he finally snapped against all the fucked up shit in his brain that my mom knew was brewing. He shot his wife, kids, and new baby, then himself.

We were extremely rattled knowing how close we were to that having been us. An abortion saved us from being tied forever to that man.

My mom got pregnant when I was about 18 months via a bf who just was not mentally well, he needed serious help and she was already struggling herself just raising me. She chose us and our future and terminated.

6m later she would meet my father who was as delighted with me as with her, married her literally to be my dad (they’d have kept it informal if not for me)

26 years later they’re still married and I have 3 more siblings! We’re all grateful to the sibling that never was.

luv being the pro abortion voice in my due date group lmaooo there’s already people pregnant again and I’m just flinging out my family’s story* like confetti

(*See next for story)

just discovered I can still sing tokio hotel’s “monsoon” in the original German from memory still all these years later

this is open to international friends btw

I’m gonna paint post cards while I’m with my family this week

anybody want one and willing to give me their address? Can’t do everybody so it’s luck of the draw whether I’m inspired to do you one at some point lol

Before you ask, yes.

Yes we are traveling to right east of where that hurricane is predicted to hit

YEEHAW

still watching cutthroat kitchen and Alton calls himself Daddy a lot

this entire show is definitely a sex thing