(I blame @Manurweibling )
queen if you're a fag too
musician, lewd kinda?
"take a trip into my garden"
"I've been saving this for you"
"take a second baby, slow it down".
"I bloom just for you"
"come on baby, play me like a love song".
"I've waited my whole life"
they do this to themselves I'm pretty sure it's a dress/grooming/etc thing.
????, punch line, described cake representation of gore
kid entering from the kitchen door: thanks for making my birthday cake mom it looks great!
*scene cuts to cake in kitchen* white cake is topped with a large guillotine, there's a basket of heads nearby, visibly recognizable are Zuckerberg, Buffet, and Gates. Bezos is midst beheading.
there is a pool of red frosting that runs down the side
*moms voice over*: No problem darling, it's a shame your father won't be able to join us tomorrow.
I'm moss and hope
might be slowly making this main, but I'll be posting at least my gay stuff and shitposts here.
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