hope the hob(bit) goblin @hope@goblin.camp
27 she/her
shitpost acct maybe some lewd
Joined Jan 2020
straight is a phase. unfortunately some people never grow up. 
sorry to my friends who experience opposite-sex attraction but you shouldnt let the corrupt culture tell you that informs your identity as "straight"
heterosexuality is not okay.
drink water sluts
in a meeting at 420 again *smdh*
can't believe I'm gonna be in a meeting at 420 today
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when I wake up in the morning and make a stinky shit I am thankful cause smelling it means I don't have covid
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people often use "chases everything with a skirt" to mean "heterosexual and horny" but to me that implies a very special kind of bisexuality
I reached potato tik tok so I think I won the internet
five days til work again
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i wanna have a kiki
stinky gob
goblins it's gibber gobber day. please remember to glib your glab and glug your gomps!
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foreskin implies the existence of an aftskin, and similarly a portskin and starboardskin
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@velexiraptor portskin and starboardskin are what I call my titties
hey gooobbbos. hows the hibernating season going for you
did you keep notes of where the trump signs in your area were? nothing more romantic or on trend this winter than warming yourself and your date than with the gayest of crimes
27 she/her
shitpost acct maybe some lewd
Joined Jan 2020
