I do this terrible thing to myself where I make up something ridiculous about myself and say it as straight as possible and if people believe me I just let them. It gets bad.
being perma-banned from /r/PowerWashingPorn for posting the cum dildo removing my ass barnacles
MastoFACT: If you're an active poster for more than a year, you can name Eugen as your emergency contact at work #mastomonday
rupi kaur wishes she had half the posting acumen of sel or sabri
take the train
big fan of trains and bikes
A posting sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.