fuck cars 2k21 @jiqqules@goblin.camp

just learned about superblooms, which is when dormant wildflower seeds germinate at the same time in absurdly high numbers

@Em let's face the facts: outside of laboratory conditions, any fluid we are likely to come into contact in our daily lives will be at least 20% piss by volume

I'm vaccinated, I'm allowed to kiss all the produce now

Found a guy

"He's an outlaw, loose & runnin'"
Came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business
With the Big Iron on his hip
Big Iron on his hiiiiip~~~

WATCH as Boris Johnson gives labour leader Keir Starmer a big wet kiss on the lips

liberated from discord

desk posting

Sean Bean is such an inspiration to legumes all over the world

Thanks so much y’all! I only promote my channel on Mastodon so it really is 100% down to y’all’s support

Cracked dot com top five ways I boinked your dad last night (#1 will surprise you!)

i finally found the screenshot to my favorite text ive ever received

Académie Française

How to Know if You Are Transgender

if someone says "theydies and gentlethems", you are legally allowed to piledriver them into a coffee table

I havw never deleted a toot. They are all bangers

Life would be a lot simpler if I was just Sonic the Hedgehog

damn i never knew how ugly elliott smith was, learning a lot about indie music today

cutlery, more like cuck-lery!