fuck cars 2k20 @jiqqules@goblin.camp

Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

men love to cook and eat a whole chicken at 3pm

going to iceland for the mums

Bit by a Trolley under the light of a full moon, once a month I transform and must decide which group of people to roll over

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corn pop

sucking some brine from your dads fingers. he gets so excited he almost knocks over the olive jar.

anybody want some cookies

I do this terrible thing to myself where I make up something ridiculous about myself and say it as straight as possible and if people believe me I just let them. It gets bad.

being perma-banned from /r/PowerWashingPorn for posting the cum dildo removing my ass barnacles

setting the bad dragon dildo cum pressure to "colonic genocide"

Lo-Frequency Experimental Indie-Electronic Music to Juul and Eat Ass To

MastoFACT: If you're an active poster for more than a year, you can name Eugen as your emergency contact at work #mastomonday

i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box

i got poem opinions

rupi kaur wishes she had half the posting acumen of sel or sabri

spanish people eat such shitty food because they're catholic and forgot when lent ended

spanish people should START eating mexican food imo

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#kotorico

thinking that its good to be kind to people. research pending