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Hello, my name is Colin. I used to go by kalonZombie for a long time so I still put that in my handles but you can just call me by my real name.

I run an actual-play podcast at boogiemanbuddies.podiant.co, and soon I will be getting a 13th Age game up where I actually do play as a Goblin. Her name is Chonnie and she accidentally burned most of a magic school down one time!

I also stream at www.twitch.tv/kalonzombie.

Please be gentle.

This is not the first time it has happened and it is super great and amazing every time.

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luv 2 b told by my girlfriend that the experiences personally lived through by my friends were [checks notes] wrong so its okay that mike mearles still works at wotc despite that people were told he was fired

Started a Link to the Past rando seed and now that the game has given me a sword nearly 2 hours in I'm starting to feel like I'm playing a Zelda.

TAZ, negative vibes 

Don't get me wrong, Travis is a good person, and I'm not trying to cancel him.

But he needs to like

grow up a little.

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TAZ, negative vibes 

Travis McElroy is a giant baby of a man who cannot handle constructive criticism and is having a minor meltdown on Twitter about how people aren't enjoying Graduation.

"I want to run a Cthulhu game" Weak, shows no initiative of creation, emboldens a racist's creative works

"I want to run a Cthulhu inspired game with my own pantheon" Strong, gets your imaginative juices flowing, gets rid of HP Lovecraft's caked-in racist ideas

TAZ negative vibes 

Every other week I hear the new episode if TAZ drops and every other week I hope it is the finale to Graduation and every other week I am disappointed.

USPol neutral 

While I absolutely do not believe that the Democrats will get ANYTHING done, I am excited that Mitch McConnell will be losing his seat as Majority Leader.

"I want to run a Cthulhu game" Weak, shows no initiative of creation, emboldens a racist's creative works

"I want to run a Cthulhu inspired game with my own pantheon" Strong, gets your imaginative juices flowing, gets rid of HP Lovecraft's caked-in racist ideas

Turns out beans guy was also racist so maybe the discourse was worth it.

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Twitter is full of bean discourse today and I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.

For being one of those "A bunch of government suits sit around and talk a bunch" Godzilla movies, Shin Godzilla was REALLY fucking good.

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Me, watching Shin Godzilla: Look at this goofy motherfucker. How do they expect me to take this seriously?

Me, watching Shin Godzilla, 1 hour later: OH SHIT

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for the new sensation sweeping the nation, MILF on the DILF.

There are three kinds of Christmas songs:
*I love snow and I love you
*Unchecked capitalism is amazing
*I want to fuck Santa

The fact that Darth Maul gets cut in half and is allowed to live while Qui Gon Jinn, the only cool part of the entire first movie, dies from being poked once.

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