Colin AKA kalonZombie @kalonZombie@goblin.camp

Hello, my name is Colin. I used to go by kalonZombie for a long time so I still put that in my handles but you can just call me by my real name.

I run an actual-play podcast at http://boogiemanbuddies.podiant.co, and soon I will be getting a 13th Age game up where I actually do play as a Goblin. Her name is Chonnie and she accidentally burned most of a magic school down one time!

I also stream at www.twitch.tv/kalonzombie.

Please be gentle.

#intro

Is Edgeworth dating Phoenix or is he dating Gumshoe?

Why do all the people in Bounty commercials live in perfectly white, undecorated, sterile 3 room apartments?

The more Hayao Miyazaki talks the less I respect him.

The easiest way to explain being a demiboy is those Almond Joy / Mound commercials.

"Sometimes you feel like a boy, sometimes you don't."

The next Aunt May will be like 19 years old and turns out Ben had a trophy wife.

I like the trend of Aunt May getting younger and hotter with each progressive actor that portrays her.

Do you think if he was allowed to live longer after using the gauntlet a second time that Thanos would have gotten a dad bod?

Do you think people would be interested in watching me stream fucking Sudoku? How many goddamn Sudoku streamers are on Twitch?

Nevermind I've gotten myself down to a sub-11 medium difficulty puzzle, I'm the big brain again.

I've moved onto medium puzzles in Sudoku and I'm suddenly not feeling as smart anymore.

me am big brian

Yesterday I learned how to actually do Sudoku and today I have solved two extremely easy ones and I feel ultra smart.

Would you make out with the Mothman?

The Mothman is my boyfriend.