My DM: Please stop trying to make the goblins cute.
Me: I put a little top hat on her and she loves it.

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Me: I roll to be her wingman.
My DM: Stop it.
Me: Is this a performance check? I got a 23. Does she have a cute girlfriend now?

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@kalonZombie you are playing this game extremely correctly, bless you

@ben @kalonZombie yeah that's a good point, why isn't your dm on board with your amazing roleplay

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