Sam is throwing a fit because he just learned about normcore

I am making a post for Sam because I love him 

He forgot his phone at work for 5 days and is now reporting to making posts through me

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I am making a post for Sam because I love him 

ZOMG so smexy xD

Sam, no hint of irony: MacDuff is… Hamlet’s uncle, right?

Nothing 

I'm a barbie frog
On a barbie loooog
I'm amphibian
Thanks a million

Angus is a Maoist because that's how he goes

'find angus' can be seen as an evolutionary throwback to caveman times, when the ability to detect tigers signalled reproductive fitness

if twin peaks is so good how come theres no triplet peaks

""Not all who wander are lost"
- JRR Tolkien"
- Angus

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