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Hey okay I got a buncho new friends on this account recently!! I love new friends! But I know some people are prone to following without reading the profile and pins, so just to BEE SAFE :bee:, I want to make it very clear that this is my Lewd Alt. I almost exclusively post nsfw here. If you're not interested in that, I am the same goblin at heart over on my main, @malkosh
Of course you're welcome if you're comfy! I did authorize your follow reqs :blobkissheart:

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bdsmtest results 

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My natural environment is in dark, hot water, perhaps around a deep sea gas vent. I was born with my eyes open and I will die with my eyes open. I like oatmeal raisin cookies. I am lactose intolerant. I bleed sometimes. My favorite sky is full of stars. Time is a myth. I like to sleep for 10 hours. My joints are weak. I can do handstands against a wall. Pickles should be made in salt and never vinegar.

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Introduction uwu 

My kink is sleeping well for long enough to wake up feeling rested and refreshed

hypnokink, cnc/dubcon 


*trying to be relatable* β€œso uhh... how about ass? Pretty cool huh?”

teenage dreams 

it's all 'monster dong' this and 'huge wang' that on this web site. wheres the chat about us with incredibly deep vaginas huh.

just got a cheap new gender from the thrift store


hey uh, dont just randomly be horny at strangers without consent

shits creepy

selfie, ec 


Me, lewding 4 people separately at the same time: i don't have hubris

i'm dead and lilly killed me. its all their fault. nevermind about fucking me, dont worry about it i'm in my grave goodnight

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