emily 🍄🐛 @moss@goblin.camp

Testimonials:

"Intimidating."
— Some random girl on my bus route, unprompted

"...has a sixth sense for detecting wild onions..."
— Jack, who knows far too much

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM"
— microwave

look at these bagworm moth larvae they're so talented

goblin crossing pocket camp

"but it's only 3 pm," you say. this is new england, i remind you; the sun is gonna set in like an hour anyways. it's honorary nighttime

being profoundly stupid in the venue tonight

where are the smart people that know things.... I have questions

gm i wake (•_•)"

gn i sleep (-_-)"

for a brief second my brain transported me to this hell dimension in which everything was the same, except you parenthesize things backwards )like this(
... evil

good evening,

i logged into this old farmville-esque mobile game i hadn't played in like two years and apparently i had named the game save "goblin farm" ... prophesy. instance brethren, meet me in the goblin grain silo

i.e. if you look at me irl i have permission to just absolutely decimate you without further provocation

perhaps my favorite part about pokemon is how making eye contact with another character is largely interpreted as an act of aggression. just like in real life

sans in smash

<3