moss 🍄🐛 (moved to digipres) @moss@goblin.camp

'suppose it's high time for an #introduction post here!
what's up i'm em or whatever and i'm fascinated with small plants, fungi, rocks and other various marvels of the universe.
i'm also into trashy musicals + movies, and am always looking for any film or tune recommendation, regardless of its cursed-ness, so feel free to drop a rec if you want! :^)

Testimonials:

"Intimidating."
— Some random girl on my bus route, unprompted

"...has a sixth sense for detecting wild onions..."
— Jack, who knows far too much

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM"
— microwave

and on the fifth day, god said "today i'm gonna make a bunch of gorgeous little freaks" and set off to work on about a gazillion different types of sea slugs

look at these bagworm moth larvae they're so talented

for the sake of my brain im just gonna go ahead and pretend some new zealander came over here and dropped this longboi off 9 thousand miles away from its native habitat /hj

lowkey wanna say it's an acanthoxyla inermis or at least vaguely related to such but..... those are endemic to new zealand and i haven't really found much info on phasmids native to where i'm at that look similar enough to this one for an id 😳

in awe at the size of this lad. but wtf is it!

good evening moss nation i just tried to open my fridge and walk into it instead of my actual room
how are we doing tonight

Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask ❤️)

the future was yesterday. you missed it

i think my gender save file got corrupted

i feel like this

every insightful, thought-provoking video essay invariably ends with "a special thanks to all my patrons: kyle lastname, genericusername, gorillagripchungus69, ..." it's just jarring

the second greatest mistake my dad ever made was introducing me 2 rocky horror. the first mistake was Me