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Got my vaccine!


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intropost since i moved instances 

i'm @neko, formerly of
please do not actually use my name.

early 30s. she/her. asexual. weakly agender.

i live in a housing cooperative in Wisconsin, US.

techy enough to break things, but not smart enough to actually get a job in it.

i mostly shitpost and disappoint you. sometimes video games.

unicycle goths are just a subtype of clown

Don't look up to me ... I only consent to being perceived horizontally

I'm going to pretend that the account named "mgmt" who thanked me for uploading a rare musique concrete album I found at the public library to soulseek is someone from the real MGMT band

"So who's your favorite Spiderman?"
"Spiders Man, the one that's thousands of spiders"
"..... No I meant like Andrew Garfield or Toby McGuire"

Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver are the most realistic because i collect everyone's phone numbers and then proceed to never pick up the phone ever unless it's my Mother.

Lie on your cat like a pillow it's a free and legal thrill

Happy birthday to every single tree for taxes/ecology/metaphysics purposes

Okay there's something really cool I've just learned. If you are continuously recording air pressure e.g. as part of your home automation setup or a weather station then you should really check the data of the last 24h.
You should be able to spot the pressure wave from the volcanic explosion in Tonga earlier today.

It reached my setup in Kaiserslautern at about 20:30.

Texas synagogue gunman 

You know as well as I do that if this was an Christian church or if the gunman was non-white this would have ended hours ago

the worst post known to man 

love my c-ptsd gf, finally I got me a tsundere

Khaki shirt and pants,
with shoulder straps along with
the assigned badges

Sorry the true God in the Pokemon universe isn't Arceus, but actually the Magnemite Matrioshka brain at the edge of the galaxy

What do you do with a fuckton of guacamole? We got donated like 3 pounds of it because someone dumpstered at Whole Foods and we're out of chips

Food, animal product 

"hey neko why do you eat sardines"

Because I'm half Norwegian and half Eastern European Jew so I have a primal need for the most godawful preserved fish you can find

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Food, animal product 

Trying to have some 'deens time but this little monster won't let me

You thought supply chain problems were bad? We'll get ready, the largest freight rail network in the US, BNSF, is going on strike because the workers have only been getting 1 day off every 2 weeks

sci-fi novel where space flight is impossible because capitalists filled low earth orbit with garbage and it's still there 500 years later

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