catgirl future @neko@goblin.camp
- she/her
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asexual
- anarcho
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syndicalist
- I'm 33
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kids don't interact
- im neko
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insufferable hipster with bad memes. Ashki jew. Stupid asshole. Living in a co-op with 10 other people. Causing problems all over the Taychoperah isthmus.
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Got my vaccine!
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intropost since i moved instances
i'm @neko, formerly of radical.town.
please do not actually use my name.
early 30s. she/her. asexual. weakly agender.
i live in a housing cooperative in Wisconsin, US.
techy enough to break things, but not smart enough to actually get a job in it.
i mostly shitpost and disappoint you. sometimes video games.
unicycle goths are just a subtype of clown
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Don't look up to me ... I only consent to being perceived horizontally
I'm going to pretend that the account named "mgmt" who thanked me for uploading a rare musique concrete album I found at the public library to soulseek is someone from the real MGMT band
"So who's your favorite Spiderman?"
"Spiders Man, the one that's thousands of spiders"
"..... No I meant like Andrew Garfield or Toby McGuire"
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: Dirty Savage Admin
Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver are the most realistic because i collect everyone's phone numbers and then proceed to never pick up the phone ever unless it's my Mother.
Lie on your cat like a pillow it's a free and legal thrill
Happy birthday to every single tree for taxes/ecology/metaphysics purposes
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Okay there's something really cool I've just learned. If you are continuously recording air pressure e.g. as part of your home automation setup or a weather station then you should really check the data of the last 24h.
You should be able to spot the pressure wave from the volcanic explosion in Tonga earlier today.
It reached my setup in Kaiserslautern at about 20:30.
Texas synagogue gunman
You know as well as I do that if this was an Christian church or if the gunman was non-white this would have ended hours ago
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modem noises
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the worst post known to man
love my c-ptsd gf, finally I got me a tsundere
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@Aleums mastodon tfed me AMAB
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Khaki shirt and pants,
with shoulder straps along with
the assigned badges
Sorry the true God in the Pokemon universe isn't Arceus, but actually the Magnemite Matrioshka brain at the edge of the galaxy
What do you do with a fuckton of guacamole? We got donated like 3 pounds of it because someone dumpstered at Whole Foods and we're out of chips
Food, animal product
"hey neko why do you eat sardines"
Because I'm half Norwegian and half Eastern European Jew so I have a primal need for the most godawful preserved fish you can find
Food, animal product
Trying to have some 'deens time but this little monster won't let me
You thought supply chain problems were bad? We'll get ready, the largest freight rail network in the US, BNSF, is going on strike because the workers have only been getting 1 day off every 2 weeks
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sci-fi novel where space flight is impossible because capitalists filled low earth orbit with garbage and it's still there 500 years later
- she/her
-
asexual
- anarcho
-
syndicalist
- I'm 33
-
kids don't interact
- im neko
- (=βΟβ)ΰΈ
Mod
We Drift Like Worried Fire
insufferable hipster with bad memes. Ashki jew. Stupid asshole. Living in a co-op with 10 other people. Causing problems all over the Taychoperah isthmus.
Follow me at this webzone
Joined Sep 2020
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