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intropost since i moved instances 

i'm @neko, formerly of
please do not actually use my name.

early 30s. she/her. asexual. weakly agender.

i live in a housing cooperative in Wisconsin, US.

techy enough to break things, but not smart enough to actually get a job in it.

i mostly shitpost and disappoint you. sometimes video games.

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
and everyone tried to turn it into a sex thing

Pork futures are on the upswing, so 4-6 months at best. Worst case is the food shortages the UN is warning about happens

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If you wanna be in rome, I'm your vestal virgin who gets fucked up and tells your fortune.

It's only Delta 8 so best I can do is tell you when the mcrib is back

You can't get poisoned if you find the food in a bicycle that's the rules

Hey I found an open source menstrual cycle tracking app called Drip that doesn't call home to anyone and encrypts your data on your device. It's gender inclusive and it has a prebuilt version Android that you can get either on F-Droid or on their site here:

They have an iOS version but it's not pre compiled. I'll be working on that today so you can get loaded onto your Apple devices, along with the instructions to install it on said Apple device.

Please boost so others can see this!

Someone forgot a whole box of cookies in the bike share so it's mine now

Ewoks are a metaphor for how nature in the end defeats technology, so of course they beat Jawas

towels, they've reinvented towels, and they're trying to sell them back to us like it's some kind of innovation

Kiddo says the Tapatio guy is out of the Cholula lady's league. "Look at his fancy suit and cool ass hat"

Hey did anyone ever get those free masks they were giving away to anyone that gave them their Signal ID, full name, and address and was organizing at least 50 people for BLM protests?

Super legit not at all shady thing for a US NatSec-funded company to be doing👍

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Ex-Army pilot turned defense contractor sold aviation secrets to my ex-wife -

everyone please join me in wishing my beloved @hammerhead a happy 6th wedding anniversary 👰‍♀️

Idaho anti-choice terrorism 

Apparently the police are "investigating" but we all know they will likely do nothing, running over anyone to the left of a fascist is fine in the USA

I hope everyone time i use my fancy giant cube ice tray to make cute aesthetic iced coffee that some toxic masculinity whiskey fan spontaneously pisses himself

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feral dumpster catgirl's choices:

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A posting sanctuary for creatures of all kinds to scurry about.