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Please block me immediately if you don't want to see covid posts, because I can't guarantee I'll always be able to properly cw. I have legitimately tested positive

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intropost since i moved instances 

i'm @neko, formerly of
please do not actually use my name.

early 30s. she/her. asexual. weakly agender.

i live in a housing cooperative in Wisconsin, US.

techy enough to break things, but not smart enough to actually get a job in it.

i mostly shitpost and disappoint you. sometimes video games.

The Weasel Stomping Day song, but it's Turkey Fucking Day instead

The one single good Dilbert was the token ring networking gag

omg it defaults to having the dpad set to scroll. i'm scrolling the timeline at light speed

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still gonna see if i can play ms flight simulator with it since i dont have a numpad

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and now i remember why i put my mmo keypad in the closet in the first place. this was not designed for anyone with hands smaller than a pro sports guy

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Here's a terrible piece of shit Majorette car. Lenticular pirate, 1994. The official skullsite pace car.

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Here is a little ice cream truck complete with a little ice cream man

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oh i found my mmo keypad when i was looking for my hotwheels

hello would you like to see my hot wheels

yes i am a 32 year old woman, why do you ask

according to my horoscope i deserve one million dollars. unexpected but the stars dont lie

Finally getting a speaker for my turntable so I won't have to sit perfectly still with headphones to enjoy it

i have found my bandcamp codes, as well as the perfume samples i was missing. they were all in the same drawer. still no sign of the weird mmo keypad

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oh i just remembered they sent me a bunch of bandcamp codes back when i bought an lp from them. let's try to find it, i need more flacs

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I have been listening to literally nothing but Crippled Black Phoenix for the past like 3 days

guys: is it gay to materialize? You taking physical form or shape. Used especially of a spirit or ghost. β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ


The "two wings of the same bird" thing isn't as good of an analogy as the ratchet theory of US politics. I mean both are evocative, but the ratchet one you can actually watch happen in real time, over and over.

i will draw anyone a fursona however my only condition is that you have to not be a furry.

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