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intropost since i moved instances 

i'm @neko, formerly of radical.town.
please do not actually use my name.

early 30s. she/her. asexual. weakly agender.

i live in a housing cooperative in Wisconsin, US.

techy enough to break things, but not smart enough to actually get a job in it.

i mostly shitpost and disappoint you. sometimes video games.

What's funny is that boomers were such a rotten generation that I think "boomer" as a derogatory adjective will survive even after they're gone

Food crime 

The only real bad thing about this is they're still candy corn so they all have that disgusting cloying dry marzipan aftertaste

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No wait, I think this other one is the hot dog one. It tastes like how hot dogs smell when you're hungry and you want one. Slight hint of relish, I'm actually impressed. Give these food scientists a raise

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Oh these aren't anywhere near as weird as beanboozles. I think I'm eating the hot dog one and it just tastes gently of the way industrial white bread (and thus hot dog buns) taste

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I found the tailgate candycorn, so stand by for live hot dog candy reactions as soon as I get home

I eat dandelions off the ground, your malort has no power over me

Decided that yes I do want to go see Tiesto for new years in Chicago, since I had so much fun at Crystal Method up here.

@ me with tips about the Chinatown/McCormick neighborhood or if you want to take me out for a new years malort shot (I do not have a very exciting reaction to it I'm sorry)

Chrome is getting rid of all adblockers in January of 2023. (essentially browser extensions will no longer be allowed to execute code, fromwhat I understand.) we're all gonna have to switch to something that doesn't use Chromium (Firefox, the answer is Firefox)

From now on whenever I hear a pilot say “slight delay” I will assume he’s asking reddit how his plane works

Ok, we need to find out who isn't really one of us... now boost the toot!

"Fuck the police!" *boosted*
"Fuck the police!" *boosted*
"Fuck the police!" *boosted*

4th mastodon user starts shuddering uncontrollably, a mouth opens in their chest and says "Well actually my uncle was a cop!"

*flame thrower*

#mastoween

the sexiest thing you could ever do is wear the proper safety equipment on the jobsite

I think video game devs should go back to excitedly announcing how many triangles their game has

Saw someone with Ugg boots and shorts…. Officially fall in the upper Midwest

Soon we'll be able to smoke all the boomers out of the amateur radio circle then we'll truly be free

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