Mungus Von Bungus @pizza@goblin.camp
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp 
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000
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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish
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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields
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Give a fish to a man, it'll be eaten for a day. Teach a fish to give itself to a man and it will be eaten for the rest of its life.
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Professional Games II
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Art show day and time is finally confirmed!!!! September 17th 12-8pm, come stop by if you're in the area!! I know it's 3 months away still but you can download an ics file and add it to your calendar so you won't forget :) https://aaronsweb.space/cutandpastecollabfest.html
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YES I crave violence.
NO that is NOT an invitation to siege my fortress and lay waste to my armies.
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as a meat substitute, i like when the meat leaves me a lesson plan
medieval jester blasting cigs in the shrub garden while on their lunch break
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@pizza Hi, yes, could you hold a BIGGER rock? Yeah, I said bigger. Like, really huge. Okay thanks.
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Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!
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"girl crazy"? i find its quite sane to Worship them.
just learned there's a real human being named Richard Gooch, aka "Dick Gooch"
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real wtf moment today when i asked myself, "what makes life pleasurable?" and my mind's automatic answer was, "getting away with stuff you're not supposed to. doing stuff that's bad for you. doing stuff that hurts you"
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what about fake estate
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Pungent wife, pungent life
Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!
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@pizza
*cowboy with hat draws their gun*
*Top cowboy with top hat draws their top gun*
"in this world you're either the Bottom Sword... or the Top Gun."
- John Top Gun
fav quotes from the movie:
"My name is Marverick and I'm going to find the legendary Top Gun."
"Oh no, the Top Gun is out of ammo!"
"I'm going to shoot you with the Top Gun."
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shrek could easily exist in tolkien's middle earth
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
