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I am a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again
lord forgive me, for things I don't understand
sometimes I need to be alone πŸ˜”

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

PDX COVID-19 mutual network needs more volunteers 

We hope that you are all doing ok with the stress, isolation, and potential serious health consequences that we're all facing. While energies may be flagging, COVID-19 is just getting started in our community. If you are able to volunteer, your help is needed. If you have a fair bit of time and energy on your hands and want to be involved quite a bit more, you can fill out this: airtable.com/shrJqejrXVRqgYhjZ

Aside from a few dribbles my procedural fountain pen now interpolates between strokes and is basically functional. #blender

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selfie out of the (laundry) day 

no clean bras and fuck if I'm able to go to the beach this summer so here's my cute bathing suit top

still don't think gamer oppression is real? this woman i was simping for back in college blocked me when she found out i played WoW

selfie idk if ec i cant see the pic 

my back decided walking is hard so im sitting on the sidewalk for a few

I have never been harassed on mastodon for being a racist it's weird how that works

the performance art on this website is truly going next level. i personally kind of dig it

if you hate my posts, please donate like half a million so I can go to grad school and be busy 4 ever

nonagon infinity review:

this album makes me want to eat glass ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

all proceeds to benefit the families of those hurt by white fragility

β€ͺThe idea of a strict β€œshared experience” is a myth. There’s so much overlap. You cannot ignore the overlap. If you want a community of shared experience you must accept people with β€œsimilar but not exactly the same” experience as you. ‬

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this one's been in the chamber for a while, today felt like the right time to fire it off

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