beast boy ( ) ⚪ @pizza@goblin.camp

I don't know if this is because I've been online for too long but sometimes I make up a bad take no one has said and then get disproportionately mad about it.

gonna bonk myself in the head with a big cartoonish plastic hammer

hyon gyon appreciation post

like to lock eyes with the trainer on route 12 because of the implication

@dankwraith
"Go ahead and just tell me your thoughts about reality, and I'll go ahead and hit the buzzer when I disagree, okay?"
"Well, okay. Reality is--"
*The buzzer sounds*

white claw girl is back! congrats to me on finishing exams. ruby grapefruit is the best flavor.

beebo!!

what's it like being the kind of funny that doesn't make people yell at you

Ok, this is now the most Eugene thing I've ever done. I'm going to trade some home grown weed for a pound of composting worms.

i don't like this beer. delete and redraught

i think i would have me thrown off a skyscraper

i have Fucked Up

damn it really just made people think that we have the spirit of my mouth, but as a fleshlight

cop: i repeat, this is a tasty Sub Way submarine sandwich

you: *makes any claim about the nature of reality*

me, a philosopher:

be wary of grub
by the way try rear

Wasabi has a paper bag

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