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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

truth coming out of her well to shame my Spotify Wrapped

you ever eat a sandwich so good that it makes you want to lead a long and fulfilling life

these gnomes are too smart, they keep somehow stealing the cheese out of the mousetraps I set out. Might upgrade to live cage traps to catch them

anyone know a good exterminator? the gnomes are in my walls again

the gnomes are closing in on my location, if this is my last post please put something funny on my tombstone

:bing: black friday where to buy a live gnome (real)

I've had enough of orbs, where my pyramid heads at. best polygon

the gnomes are closing in on my location, if this is my last post please put something funny on my tombstone

the gnomes have hacked my Nestβ„’ climate management system and changed the temperature in my house to 120Β°F

@pizza gnomes have been known to steal cheap gas station pocket knives to use as broadswords

:bing: gnome sized weapons, small sword for gnome hands best deals

watercolor and gouache painting that was a lighting study for a future piece. Recorded the process for this one, too, if that’s a thing you like, that you can watch here! youtu.be/XW-3ZnelE84

:bing: black friday where to buy a live gnome (real)

starting a new crypto coin where you give me 100 bucks and i get 100 bucks

getting a synthetic ass installed that converts shit to electric power

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