gob ⚪ @pizza@goblin.camp

god is red and we pilled him

banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

channel orange still slaps

protip: load a bowl and then forget about it so 20 minutes later when you want a bowl you'll be surprised that one is there ready for you

"none of us would be here without cum"
- Kanye West