soump slurnper (masked) ⚪ @pizza@goblin.camp

My shirt from Dandy's store came in ( @popstar )! It's comfy and cute and I love it.
(Food, eye contact)

not motorized, it just feels wrong...

If you think about it, baseball is nothing but some friends trying to play catch but there's an asshole with a bat in the way

I'm about to do a barrel roll hehe thanks

Blew up the pool this afternoon for the kids. I’m gonna miss it, but they liked the boom

just guessin here but i wouldn't be surprised lol

Frankie likes to do this when I lay on the couch. He's a cuddlebug.

One thing Masto helped me realize is that it's a "nightmare."

Get in, fuckers

actually it's german for dark souls: prepare to the

this looks super good, what a look this is. go awf

toast on.. slice of bread pillow

@chillallmen
murder and stealth: the full gamut of human experience

open world game designers: you can go anywhere and do anything
me: ok can i enjoy a properly paced narrative?
designer: *sweating visibly*

Checkmate!
With 38. Qxg7# the humans win!
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looking out at the vast federated timeline, it is unscathed, unadulterated, and unending. i have every single user blocked, every word muted. i begin to weep for i am finally at peace.

@pizza lemon demon voice: 2 gobs...!
its just 2 gobs.

charging required ahead