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turning on the amazon alexa and leaving the room when grandpa starts to talk about the korean war. i don't know if he thinks it's me responding or he just doesn't care

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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You can’t Alpha your way out of depression. You can’t strong-arm your way out of loneliness and isolation. You can’t Man Up your way out of the need to be loved and appreciated. Jordan Peterson is a grifter. He’s selling you snake oil manhood while he outsources his own emotional and medical ailments.

caps, shitposte 

open to see how long ive played fire emblem 

My mom was chosen for an episode of Wife Swap and they never swapped her back. It's been 10 years now and even though my replacement mom Linda is nice, we both still want our original families.

kind of want to put together a detailed review of 3 houses after I've finished my third playthrough. this is the most hours i've sunk into a game in a while, probably since xcom 2 came out. (as you may have guessed I love turn based tactical games)

tired of needing someone else to suck your dick?

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watching My Strange Addiction just to make sure there are still people more fucked up than i am

modular hog

customize your hog screen
attach runes to modify your abilities!
swap out new hogs with different stats and mod slots

the implicit pressures of fediverse use 

the implicit pressures of fediverse use 

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