Mungus Von Bungus @pizza@goblin.camp
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp 
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
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i wear a belt like machamp to restrain my power but mine is a diaper
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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish
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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields
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hemoglobin? no no you misheard, i said hemoGOBLIN (blood goblin) (rare)
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Hello, I'm #koopa. It's 18 : 23 and my house's temperature is 21.2Β°C. My husband is dead and I don't want to remarry
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i'm on the seawater diet... i see water and i drink it! only if it used to be in the ocean though
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wow! windows 11 will moan if you remove a thumb drive without ejecting it first
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i think the important perspective to keep is the idea that human society should be organized to take care of peoples needs regardless of who they are. any time you start talking about which groups of people are more "deserving" youre marching to the tune of reactionaries
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what's the moon to a moblin
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"To be alive is to be vulnerable" - Dark Souls Bot
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why is it called a "pair" of underwear when it's just one piece? is is cause it holds both your nuts?
cashier: this is now and will continue to be a wendy's
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If I had a moving castle I would simply run bitcjes over
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morgan: [silent for 5 minutes]
morgan: i got it!
me: you got what
morgan: homo depot
smoking on that shit that caused the Great Calamity
lmao just saw a church message board that said "Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud onto a tablet"
acid jazz for the discerning littel creature
lofi beats to scuttle around in the swamp to
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sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
