Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up
burned my knuckle punching out a piece of joint that fell on the ground. #goblinmoment
@pizza urgent recall on all goblinmobiles. the lethal electric shock prod is malfunctioning and may not eliminate you for your bad driving.