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I am a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again
lord forgive me, for things I don't understand
sometimes I need to be alone πŸ˜”

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

mickey mouse shirt that just says
KILL on it

my dentist: please pay us the $42 balance left over from getting your wisdom teeth removed.

me (flirting): but what if I didn't though hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³

Someone starts taking about the inherent eroticism of the sea and I’m like, β€œOhh, have you ever heard Ocean Man by Ween. Yeah there’s an otamatone version..”

got the sample in for the QVP patch and OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIT it looks good. LOOK at that crisp bright color. LOOK at that sexy detailing. the PERFECT addition to any fabric-based clothing item or accessory. preorder now! shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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Sewing a quilt! Some selfies 

Look what wife and I did this morning! Not even half done, but super amped for the progress. This morning, we had zero quilt done, now we have 16 motifs with 6 elements each!

they're called "ancaps" cuz you are morally obligated to bust "an cap" in their asses whenever you encounter them πŸ”«

eugen lives above .social in a space station that looks like a bunch of glass domes. He bestows upon luigi advanced weaponry which he is tasked with using to kill any users who attempt spaceflight

hi y'all if you'd consider chipping in a few bucks for this member of my community I think that'd really be meaningful. a couple thousand dollars is so little to spend to secure a family a place to live and a lot of it has already been raised.

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apologies, my social meter is drained so it's time to get stony and play battletech

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