Gob 
@pizza@goblin.camp
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- he/they
- Bisexual
- hell yeah
- Time Zone
- -8 GMT
- You can call me
- Gob, Pizza, Aaron
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lv 23 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter and font defender. admin of goblin.camp 
mostly shitposts. usually #teamfollowback if you're not a creep.
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#benis #gobtour #knzkforever #asscommunity #mastodev
Joined Jan 2019
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they call me Rodent Lord, Rat King, The Angel of Cheese. far and wide they speak my names: Filth Monger, The Scurrier, Nibbler of Crumbs. their ancestors will write my names in their histories: CrustCruncher, Stench Lurker, and He Whomst Nasty As Hell. By all these names I am called, and all these names shall be feared forevermore
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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields
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If salacious crumb laughed at me, I would kick his ass.
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@em the secret doctors donโt want you to know: their home address and the code to the alarm system
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doctors hate her: this lady beat up 500 doctors
i am Awake
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im at the wheel of a boat. i say "hey! don't make me turn this car around!". there's silence. someone speaks up "we're on a boat". more silence. i say "i know". this is my life
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you: mackenzie what would you say has most influenced your intellectual and philosophical thought
me:
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if orcas are killer whales we are genocide apes
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just shidt in someone else's house
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thinking about the goth shrew
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I'd like to add you to my polycule network on LinkedIn
bungus golem
The Green Bungus Killer
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yes, i have thoughts about things
yes, I post about my dick and balls ad naseum
its called a personality sweetie
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ann chongus
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Let there be coffin
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The tactical Christmas stocking is the funniest thing I've seen in my goddamn life
hmm... super bungus
- Pronouns
- he/they
- Bisexual
- hell yeah
- Time Zone
- -8 GMT
- You can call me
- Gob, Pizza, Aaron
Admin
lv 23 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter and font defender. admin of goblin.camp mostly shitposts. usually #teamfollowback if you're not a creep.
he/they
#benis #gobtour #knzkforever #asscommunity #mastodev
Joined Jan 2019
