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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

I've got to admit something. This has been on my mind for a long time but I've been too afraid to post it. I know you all accept me for who I am and won't judge me so here goes: 

I'm chilling

@pizza 'tell your manager I said you deserve a raise AND I'm coming through the drive thru on my bike again, try and stop me'

@zorotl @pizza taking my bicycle to the gas station and pumping my own gas as a protest against the existence of the state of oregon

McDonald's cashier says I'm not allowed to take my bike through the drive thru line according to his manager. I was honest and told him I'll probably do it again. The haters have me surrounded on all sides but I will never abandon my principles.

using my stand "School Zone" to force my enemies to slow down to 20mph

i think a "public rest room" should be a place to have a little nap.

fill your Chilling Meter by landing combos, then unleash powerful Chilling Techniques on your enemies

"im not manipulative or machiavellian :)" i say, lyingly

i absolutely looooooove falling asleep while guarding the door. second only to keeping a huge ring of keys on my belt.

@pizza You should move your card table and napping chair outside the door. People are tired of hearing that big key ring jangling around all day.

@pizza nothing like a good honkshoo next to the big door

i absolutely looooooove falling asleep while guarding the door. second only to keeping a huge ring of keys on my belt.

both the Comcast and Ziply fiber guys are coming to our work today, we're gonna trap them in a ring of printers and have them fight to the death to see who gets to provide us with internet

need a varsity jacket with "top 1% of King Gizzard Spotify Listeners" and a big list of years

im laughing and loling and lmaoing. as one does.

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