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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

You, a fool, a knave, a churl: "IDGI isn't 'wizard drip' just like shapeless robes and a big hat what gives?"

Me, resplendant, bedecked in silks which cascade off my body, conforming to my every contour, draping from my elegant, slender limbs like spider-spun waterfalls, and ALSO a big hat: "Yeah sure basically"

@pizza chilling so hard you can sneak up on a Predator

when chilling at my absolute peak, I am undetectable by thermal and infrared cameras

waiting to do my gender assignment until the night before it's due

it'll be fine

oh yeah i forgot that when i interviewed the other day they printed me off an id badge and it turned out like This

convinced a friend to try fallout new vegas but he couldn't get his mods to work and gave up after all the constant crashes... feels bad but I probably should have warned him the game is fucking broken

when you go outside to watch the perseids but it's cloudy so you take long exposures instead

#MastoArt #sky #photography

date + 

I had a really nice date on Saturday night!!! we went to a cute bar and then did a little smooching in the woods. Gonna see them again soon!! nothing like a little romance to invigorate my will to live

Reverse Grinch Mode (blasting christmas music in august)

I'm a big tool fan. my favorite has got to be the pulley

Going to the Greco-Roman auto body shop to get abs on the hood of my car

my favorite color? Swamp green.
my second favorite color? Swamp blue.
my third favorite color? Swamp brown.
my fou

(that pic of the cat reading the newspaper) I should become a domestic terrorist

(that pic of the cat reading the newspaper) I should become a domestic terrorist

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