Mungus Von Bungus @pizza@goblin.camp
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp 
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000
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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish
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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields
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crap circles
boom, bap, the boom bap
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I've got to admit something. This has been on my mind for a long time but I've been too afraid to post it. I know you all accept me for who I am and won't judge me so here goes:
I'm chilling
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the βοΈ & the π
@pizza 'tell your manager I said you deserve a raise AND I'm coming through the drive thru on my bike again, try and stop me'
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McDonald's cashier says I'm not allowed to take my bike through the drive thru line according to his manager. I was honest and told him I'll probably do it again. The haters have me surrounded on all sides but I will never abandon my principles.
using my stand "School Zone" to force my enemies to slow down to 20mph
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i think a "public rest room" should be a place to have a little nap.
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Smoking that shit that made Joe trade
fill your Chilling Meter by landing combos, then unleash powerful Chilling Techniques on your enemies
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"im not manipulative or machiavellian :)" i say, lyingly
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it was her birthday yesterday :)
Happy Birthday Binx! 
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i absolutely looooooove falling asleep while guarding the door. second only to keeping a huge ring of keys on my belt.
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@pizza You should move your card table and napping chair outside the door. People are tired of hearing that big key ring jangling around all day.
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@pizza nothing like a good honkshoo next to the big door
i absolutely looooooove falling asleep while guarding the door. second only to keeping a huge ring of keys on my belt.
both the Comcast and Ziply fiber guys are coming to our work today, we're gonna trap them in a ring of printers and have them fight to the death to see who gets to provide us with internet
need a varsity jacket with "top 1% of King Gizzard Spotify Listeners" and a big list of years
im laughing and loling and lmaoing. as one does.
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
