Mungus Von Bungus @pizza@goblin.camp
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp 
he/they bi nonbinary white guy
mostly #shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish
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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up
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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields
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goat whips ass
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lashing out with violence because of my material conditions (i have rabies)
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Alright iβm gonna go to bed (everyone starts screaming at each other at this exact moment)
is Geet in fallout new vegas
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@pizza I'm gona blow your mind with this one, but did you know they made the strip from New Vegas in real life??
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my grandma: "yeah so my friend who works at Nellis air force base..."
me: "holy shit just like in new vegas"
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Bot0mFeederL0L: people horny in this chat dude I swear. not me tho.
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does sabrina make better cuttlefish posts than i do
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hello operator
i'd like to report a zoo wee mama moment
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Filling a neti pot with Baja Blast
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this mfer said ooples and banoonoos
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message and data rates
may apply
- rupi kaur
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Ghost in The Asshole
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If ants were just a bit bigger they would absolutely go to war with humans and I think they would win
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US christian institutions: "hmm i wonder why we have no credibility among anyone under 40 when we spent their entire youth mobilizing hundreds of million dollars to fight moral panics that we made up instead of addressing any problems of social justice"
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killing deltas character in lancer as vengeance for dregday
zombies, gun, caps
signifier: bumper sticker reading "ZOMBIE EXTERMINATION TASK FORCE"
signified: I want an excuse to shoot people
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Gob, Pizza, Aaron. lv 25 goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, communist. admin of goblin.camp
he/they bi nonbinary white guy
mostly #shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I only follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever.
Art account is @aaron
Joined Jan 2019
