beast boy ( ) 🔵 @pizza@goblin.camp

god is red and we pilled him

banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

space is "not bad" imo

All power to rear posting thrusters, lock on to coordinates "goblin dot camp." Mission control has cleared us for takeoff, roger that. All systems go, jumping to toot speed in 3, 2, 1...

I'm also loling because this guy definitely didn't read my bio that states very clearly how I'm a communist who wants to destroy america

Awww he responded with "someone's not too smart" and then unmatched me 😢 someone didn't want to engage in a debate of logic and reason

proof btw