Mungus Von Bungus @pizza@goblin.camp

Goblin mode

mom didn't appreciate this one...laughs...

"One day, about a month after Gregor's transformation when his sister no longer had any particular reason to be shocked at his appearance, she came into the room a little earlier than usual and found him still staring out the window, motionless, and just where he would be most horrible." ~ Franz Kafka (The Metamorphosis)

*frank Sinatra voice over a strings section that sounds like a tape warbling* "I'm...dreaming of a....dark.....brandon..." *muffled seinfeld bass theme plays*

[posting an absolutely dogshit post and getting no interaction whatever] ah, a slow burner, a post for only the most discerning posters

i’m non-binary. your kinsey scale has no power over me. you have to figure out how gay the stuff i’m doing is by the face i’m making

julles bits be like

i am an expert in funny lil guy studies and all of u are my subjects

gonna break bad with my particular set of skills

Our kitties watching the world while getting some sunlight. #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

i cut my hair 👁️ contact

three images of me, with shaved sides wavy hair swept back messily

Ultra

who's up chillin? (Saturday 1 pm 🤳)

time moving so slow

it's called alpha mindset 'cause it's broken as shit. i've achieved version 14 patchlevel 77 mindset. rock solid.