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they call me Rodent Lord, Rat King, The Angel of Cheese. far and wide they speak my names: Filth Monger, The Scurrier, Nibbler of Crumbs. their ancestors will write my names in their histories: CrustCruncher, Stench Lurker, and He Whomst Nasty As Hell. By all these names I am called, and all these names shall be feared forevermore

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

nobody has ever cummed, science still considers it just a theory

this one's getting slept on. adding the hashtag so someone from the can find it later.

sitting on my throne (toilet) and making important decisions about the governance of my kingdom (ass)

the virgin Password1234 versus the chad Harry vs the chad randomly generated BWKF72648NELANFO74719

guy looking at a painting: nice i like the tiddys

it’s Monday! selfie, eye contact 

announcement 

weed shitpost 

long trains story 

fedi's version of Pokemon is following every flowless and mackenzie alt

vibe chuck

just throw your vibe as hard as you can

Hey, I'm Goku from Dragon Ball Z, and you're watching Disney Channel

sitting on my throne (toilet) and making important decisions about the governance of my kingdom (ass)

:youtube: Wow!!!! 14 Awesome Facts That Proove The Earth Is Flat!!! #5 Made Me Rich!!! My 401K Has Never Been Better!! Thank You Too Believe!!!

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