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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

lashing out with violence because of my material conditions (i have rabies)

Alright i’m gonna go to bed (everyone starts screaming at each other at this exact moment)

@pizza I'm gona blow your mind with this one, but did you know they made the strip from New Vegas in real life??

my grandma: "yeah so my friend who works at Nellis air force base..."

me: "holy shit just like in new vegas"

Bot0mFeederL0L: people horny in this chat dude I swear. not me tho.

does sabrina make better cuttlefish posts than i do

If ants were just a bit bigger they would absolutely go to war with humans and I think they would win

US christian institutions: "hmm i wonder why we have no credibility among anyone under 40 when we spent their entire youth mobilizing hundreds of million dollars to fight moral panics that we made up instead of addressing any problems of social justice"

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killing deltas character in lancer as vengeance for dregday

zombies, gun, caps 

signifier: bumper sticker reading "ZOMBIE EXTERMINATION TASK FORCE"

signified: I want an excuse to shoot people

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