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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

:googlemuscleL: hell yeah, i'm the legendary super dingus

trying to create an anticollage by ripping apart a photograph and hiding the pieces

All power to rear posting thrusters, lock on to coordinates "goblin dot camp." Mission control has cleared us for takeoff, roger that. All systems go, jumping to toot speed in 3, 2, 1...

I'm a goblin now

It fits my stated intention of being horny and scary and mildly disgusting

under communism all white people will be given a brain implant to force them to say "friend" instead of the n word when rapping along to songs

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

Hello there

"'Hob' is a rustic name for the countryside goblin, 'a piece of rude familiarity to cover up uncertainty or fear'."

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

a late addition, although I did draw it during GOBLIN WEEK, in the form of a goblinsona for my cool friend M

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

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A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.