𝔊𝔬𝔟 (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;))) @pizza@goblin.camp

turning on the amazon alexa and leaving the room when grandpa starts to talk about the korean war. i don't know if he thinks it's me responding or he just doesn't care

banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

burned my knuckle punching out a piece of joint that fell on the ground. #goblinmoment

I'll probably get run off of this site for saying this but somebody needs to take a stand: shants are better than jorts

all i do is slurp liquids from my little clay bowl

goblin footage real