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this is a reminder to the haters: you too are mortal. in 1000 years when both our bones are dust will you still be hating?

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

no ethical consumption under capitalism? that is -- *unhinges my jaw* -- unless i consume capitalism

@pizza our noble eightfold app uses algorithms to produce stillness within your device, bringing you closer to nirvana on the go

here's some ideas:

"smart hot dog cooker"
"smart tea, for dogs"
"IOT shoelaces"
"an app that promises you enlightenment"

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knife to my throat, im being forced to download the Allstate Mobile App

[camera pans down to reveal me seated on a bench next to a potted ficus with my legs crossed, hands on one knee. I get up, and start walking as I begin to speak] The mall... capitalist idyll, storied American institβ€” [I eat shit on the slippery sidewalk outside a Dillard's]

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ahhh, love the smell of haters in the morning. *sips coffee* let's get this money

i have to once again remind you that if nazis show up to your thread to agree with you, you should perhaps inspect what you are posting closely lol it keeps happening

Alexa, dispense my favorite gaseous neurotoxin

as the kids say, "drip check" (i dont know what drip is)
no ec

truck nuts like a ball and chain for when the truck has done crimes

@pizza or you could lower the nuts and force them to drag on the concrete as punishment

truck nuts like a ball and chain for when the truck has done crimes

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