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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

I have won the game of lonely simp chicken: ex was the one to text me first after the breakup. Is this petty? Yes. but I'm a petty bitch

"One day, about a month after Gregor's transformation when his sister no longer had any particular reason to be shocked at his appearance, she came into the room a little earlier than usual and found him still staring out the window, motionless, and just where he would be most horrible." ~ Franz Kafka (The Metamorphosis) :kirby_walk:

*frank Sinatra voice over a strings section that sounds like a tape warbling* "I'm...dreaming of a....dark.....brandon..." *muffled seinfeld bass theme plays*

[posting an absolutely dogshit post and getting no interaction whatever] ah, a slow burner, a post for only the most discerning posters

i’m non-binary. your kinsey scale has no power over me. you have to figure out how gay the stuff i’m doing is by the face i’m making

i am an expert in funny lil guy studies and all of u are my subjects

i cut my hair 👁️ contact

three images of me, with shaved sides wavy hair swept back messily

it's called alpha mindset 'cause it's broken as shit. i've achieved version 14 patchlevel 77 mindset. rock solid.

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