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the fool: Chilling 3
the wise man: Chilling 3000

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and they named him Milvendil, or "Milf-friend", in the old milvish

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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

@pizza proud to say I am now chilling hard and also I was the 69th vote

doing big coffee farts at my desk on this beautiful ass friday. fuck work

I stop a newsboy on the street. "Hey kid, what's the scoop?" I inquire, tossing him a dime. He hands me a broadsheet which I unfurl to see what else but my own mug staring back with the headline "UR UGLY." And that's another win in the newsboy's column in our longstanding rivalry.

what is sauce but a kind of soup you get other food wet with

@pizza

bringing you the most artifact'd thumbnail jpeg in existence like "please, save my baby.... also i cc'd my nephew on this he's a real whiz with the photoshops, he made our company logo."

one fun challenge about working in the print industry is getting a design file from someone that is just utterly fucked beyond belief, then having to figure out how to make it print correctly. broken links, missing fonts, thousands of hidden or locked layers, clipping masks that do nothing... I've even had people request to have prints made from powerpoint files lmao

We used to have Clifton Young, David Dick, and William F. Love. Now we have no young, no dick, and no love!

can't help but notice you're talking shit beyond the 12-foot reach of my halberd

Friday chilling poll

aaron do you have all the friday posts bookmarked lol

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