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Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up

Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

@pizza i remember this post

Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

@pizza this post rules because you can read the CW and understand exactly what’s about to happen, and then you open it and it’s exactly what it had to be. And yet no one thought of it before you did.

Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost 

@sweetmercury I'm the original serfposter 😁

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