Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
why does the Chad Noble get to live in the inner castle while us serfs are stuck out here toiling in the fields? why does Lady Veronica always go for the asshole knights who will just treat them badly? us serfs have developed superior dexterity from working with our hands all day, which means better stamina and performance in bed. we really do live in a freaking monarchy, peasants rise up
@garfiald this means a lot coming from you garf, I'm honored
Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
@pizza this post rules because you can read the CW and understand exactly whatβs about to happen, and then you open it and itβs exactly what it had to be. And yet no one thought of it before you did.
Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
@sweetmercury I'm the original serfposter π
Medieval Chad/Virgin shitpost
@pizza i remember this post