fuck! just put on a cursed amulet and it turned my bones into kitkat bars!!
@pizza typical, it's every other time with these fucking amulets
@pizza gimme a break!! i say as i stub my shin on my bed frame, accidentally snapping it in half with a satisfying crunch
@dankwraith every morning I wake up with mice nibbling at me, trying to get at the sweet marrow that holds my body together
@pizza can i nibble on ur bones
@gnarlyanimal no I need them!!!!
@pizza sounds like a blessed amulet tbh imo
@pizza *eats the...kitkat goblin's skeleton
A posting sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.