fuck! just put on a cursed amulet and it turned my bones into kitkat bars!!
@pizza gimme a break!! i say as i stub my shin on my bed frame, accidentally snapping it in half with a satisfying crunch
@dankwraith every morning I wake up with mice nibbling at me, trying to get at the sweet marrow that holds my body together
A posting sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.