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banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs
@wintgenstein I'm honored 
@pizza so... museli??
@wintgenstein unfortunately my ban prevents me from discussing the substance or how I used it to cheat. I've dishonored pro shitting and for that I am forever ashamed
@pizza literally the best shitpost I have read in a while … 💩
@bootie_fringe I'm honored....
I keep pushing for a Taco Bell ban, but the leage insists the XXL Beefy Bean doesn't give you an unfair edge.
@pizza kicked out of the shitting league for going too many days without shitting
@pizza this is one of my fave toots of all time my friend