if u send me a request to share my Google calendar that's basically a declaration of war
and if I accept that request? that means we're now married
@pizza yo can you share your google calendar
@calm this is the final straw. my troops are on their way to your location as I type this
@pizza do the troops offer bridal cake
@calm they do have some (it's their rations) but they will not offer it to you
@pizza declaring war without marrying me is frankly insulting
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