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mh, drug, self harm shitpost 

one time after smoking a joint and looking at the river I put out the smoldering tip on my arm. It bubbled and blistered, but only hurt for a little while. I knew I would be okay, which is why I decided to do it. A lot of things are like that, they hurt you but you know you'll survive so you do it anyway. and yeah I still have the scar but I'm moving forward and that's all that matters.

Verizon guy: ok but what does this have to do with your cell phone plan

mh, drug, self harm shitpost 

@pizza

lmao jesus, this is a journey

@pizza

this reminds me of my underrated toot about how normal people use the truth to say stupid shit, but shitposters use stupid shit to say the truth

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