The history of all hitherto existing posts is the history of shit posts
this is my master's thesis. i'll never have to post again.
due to popular demand, you can now buy the Shitpost Matrix on all your favorite Products. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/48665014?ref=studio-promote
normal thing for someone to potentially spend eighty bucks on
@pizza I want to get this as a wall print
@pizza i’m laughing so har
@pizza best paper about the fediverse i've seen in my life, exactly what enlightment looks like.
@pizza oh jesus
@pizza disappointed it doesn't cost 800.85 or 42.00 or
@pizza I like how the actual print is less than have the surface area of the face of the piece.
That's how you know it's art.
@Anarkat it's probably a $10 print with a $15 frame, marked up 300% lmao
@pizza i am distressingly close to buying the coffee mug of this
@dankwraith the mug is definitely the best one, i would also big time send it as a postcard
@pizza this is it, this is the platonic ideal of a shitpost
Every shitpost is just a shadow of this
@dragon thank you. many years of valuable research went into this
shitpost meta, ::kronar voice:: sorcery
@pizza i want this as a poster lol
@pizza hmmm... crinchie is missing
@pizza This is it
@pizza this is it. a unified field theory. einstein get wreckt.
@pizza i want this framed in the foyer i dont have
@pizza Ah, yes, the foundations of Shitpost Studies, or as some call it, coprographology
A posting sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to cause mischief and scurry about.