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losing my shit at the thought of "stoner dracula". It's a normal halloween costume except you carry around a bong with red food coloring in it. and you say in a really annoying voice "I vant to take a hit!" feedback appreciated
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@BestGirlGrace and of course I'd be actually blitzed while performing the character so it'd be even better
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@pizza ah, that's the commitment to the bit that people appreciate
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hmmm. the first thing this brings to mind is the Electric Wizard song Satanic Rites of Drugula, which is (so far) the greatest piece of any media we have about a dope smoking vampire.
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@cicatriz_jdr see I was also trying to think of a punnier name, and Dragula came to mind... though i feel like "taking a drag" is more associated with tobacco 
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@pizza would not consider this a shitpost. (would consider it my next halloween costume)
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@cool feel free to steal the idea, it's genious, like $5 budget required for some food coloring, fangs and a cape. assuming you already have a bong
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@pizza it's a good bit. you can tell because it gets annoying and also funnier as the night goes on