Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!
@kalonZombie we may have to call in an additional support team but we'll get it done. The customer is always right
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