Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!

@pizza Hi, yes, could you hold a BIGGER rock? Yeah, I said bigger. Like, really huge. Okay thanks.


@kalonZombie we may have to call in an additional support team but we'll get it done. The customer is always right

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