Give a fish to a man, it'll be eaten for a day. Teach a fish to give itself to a man and it will be eaten for the rest of its life.

Art show day and time is finally confirmed!!!! September 17th 12-8pm, come stop by if you're in the area!! I know it's 3 months away still but you can download an ics file and add it to your calendar so you won't forget :) aaronsweb.space/cutandpastecol

YES I crave violence.

NO that is NOT an invitation to siege my fortress and lay waste to my armies.

as a meat substitute, i like when the meat leaves me a lesson plan

medieval jester blasting cigs in the shrub garden while on their lunch break

@kalonZombie we may have to call in an additional support team but we'll get it done. The customer is always right

@pizza Hi, yes, could you hold a BIGGER rock? Yeah, I said bigger. Like, really huge. Okay thanks.

Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!

"girl crazy"? i find its quite sane to Worship them.

just learned there's a real human being named Richard Gooch, aka "Dick Gooch"

real wtf moment today when i asked myself, "what makes life pleasurable?" and my mind's automatic answer was, "getting away with stuff you're not supposed to. doing stuff that's bad for you. doing stuff that hurts you"

Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!

@kalonZombie oh of course, I would love the chance to bomb Ambiguous Enemy Country™️ for their crimes against freedom

@pizza
*cowboy with hat draws their gun*
*Top cowboy with top hat draws their top gun*

"in this world you're either the Bottom Sword... or the Top Gun."
- John Top Gun

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