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It’s a pleasure to #network #onhere #asscommunity

sitting on my throne (toilet) and making important decisions about the governance of my kingdom (ass)

What kind of AirPod oil do you all use?

pupyyyyy gets a treat

the virgin Password1234 versus the chad Harry vs the chad randomly generated BWKF72648NELANFO74719

guy looking at a painting: nice i like the tiddys

@hyperlink @byttyrs they shouldn't let me have photoshop at work

Mani/pedis fuck yeah #MascMonday

it is my dog's birthday please look at how happy she is with her birthday present

i heard this story about a train line in japan where they were going to close one of the stops due to lack of ridership but there was this one little girl who lived there and there was no other way for her to get to primary school so they removed the train stop officially but the train would still stop there just for her and she rode it all through middle school and high school until she turned 18 and moved away and i think about that a lot, like, that’s the attitude i feel like we should have towards public transit in general

fedi's version of Pokemon is following every flowless and mackenzie alt