@swiff ok but the banner saga at less than $4... I caved

@swiff gah i am so interested but i already have way too many games in the queue...

knife to my throat, im being forced to download the Allstate Mobile App

@PhoebeWallerPalladino The Quantum Guy. Does the guy of all guys contain himself?

[camera pans down to reveal me seated on a bench next to a potted ficus with my legs crossed, hands on one knee. I get up, and start walking as I begin to speak] The mall... capitalist idyll, storied American institβ€” [I eat shit on the slippery sidewalk outside a Dillard's]

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ahhh, love the smell of haters in the morning. *sips coffee* let's get this money

i have to once again remind you that if nazis show up to your thread to agree with you, you should perhaps inspect what you are posting closely lol it keeps happening

Alexa, dispense my favorite gaseous neurotoxin

as the kids say, "drip check" (i dont know what drip is)
no ec

truck nuts like a ball and chain for when the truck has done crimes

@pizza or you could lower the nuts and force them to drag on the concrete as punishment

truck nuts like a ball and chain for when the truck has done crimes

@zorotl very sleepy, drinking coffee and doing some writing. so basically im chilling, hbu

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