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enby wizard shaves every morning and takes some deep breaths

small wizard tugs the big wizard's hem, asks if he can spare a few minutes to talk it out

fuck! just put on a cursed amulet and it turned my bones into kitkat bars!!

yall are living in 2019 and i am living in 1019. i am poring over religious tomes. i am doing simple algebra

some people live in new york and are like "hhuhhh wheres the Train station". Can you believe it

*getting cut in half by a chainsaw*
aw man!!!!

i'm bi and this is a joke, ok? 

liberals: data science is iron law

also liberals: we cant turn on the nazi catcher algorithm because it will flag republicans

Nothing is more deeply, deeply hilarious to me than my friend who is obsessed with their Irish heritage finding out they're 35% Lithuanian and less than 2% Irish/Scottish

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A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to lurk and cause mischief.