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if he's your boyfriend then why is he at the top of the empire state building with me in his giant paw

god said that. he wrote it even. like a checkbook at walmart

A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by being sucked into a black hole, and is pleased by generating memes with imagemagick and python.

trying to find some friends who will not prod and poke my fleshy underbelly

oof just spent too much money on a really cool book titled "Designing for Death" about the imagery, practices, and symbology of death around the world. I'm really looking forward to digging in to it 😊

@pizza that's thirty people who don't fall down any more because they successfully learned how to balance

awww just went into a used game store and they had literally 30 Wii balance boards... it's honestly kind of tragic, RIP

to the tune of 'band on the run' 

caveman grunting the closest thing he has to β€œi love you” and patting the hand of his most trusted friend

The very first thing I do when I move into a new neighborhood is sever all my neighbors’ power lines and claim them as my own.

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A sanctuary for goblins of all kinds to lurk and cause mischief.