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uncomfortable, body horror 

body horror 

i think sonic’s milky white hands are made of pure nail and he has the jaw strength of a bengal tiger

gross food 

jump on in the Cats Having Fingers Hellthread everybody water's fine

@pizza @catoutofbed @bobby_newmark @dankwraith imagine kneading. imagine a cat with fingers kneading. and then fall on your knees to repent

@pizza @catoutofbed @bobby_newmark @dankwraith @HYPERLINK
Does this cat look happy? These are the consequences of giving cats hands for grabbing

@pizza @catoutofbed @bobby_newmark @dankwraith i want cats to be able to look perfectly normal and then SHOOP out full sized adult fingers on a moment's notice. is this what you wanted

@pizza @catoutofbed @bobby_newmark @dankwraith alright fine. IF cats have fingers, i want them to be retractable and to replace the claws

today on mastodon: the dankwraith is stunned by the revelation that fishes have never had the experience of sitting down and cats have never had the experience of grabbing

@pizza @HYPERLINK ive never even thought about how cats cant grab stuff. i grab stuff all day and cats have never done it once holy shit

@pizza i think cats dont want to grab anything, and if they do, i don't care

A BOOK of matches? What am I going to do, read them? Have a great night everyone

bro the more you uwu at me the less i wanna come to your bachelor party

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