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finally got a reply guy that responded honestly to what I thought was an obvious joke. couldn't even siddon him just because it was so sincere

mh, ed 

@pizza
It's embarrassingly similar to a family euphemism for passing gas, yes, so I tend to talk about "posting a status" instead because I find that aesthetic unpalatable.

browsing the federated timeline be like 

@pizza pronouns unclear, only option is to refer to people as "hey dipshit"

i swing open a gate, dash out onto the ice rink ,and immediately eat shit so hard that it sends my Heely'sβ„’ flying into the stands

im finally doing it. im muting "knuckle tats"

i chime in with a
"haven't you people ever heard of
muting the god damn phrase"

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fine, have a shitty webcam selfie for #wenbiesday (ec)
redrafted for caption, sorry! :boost_ok:

a sign on my heart that says "if you lived here you'd be home right now"

hey people... put your freaking pronouns in your got danm bio. I don't want to accidentally misgender you, asshole

and if I accept that request? that means we're now married

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if u send me a request to share my Google calendar that's basically a declaration of war

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