It's embarrassingly similar to a family euphemism for passing gas, yes, so I tend to talk about "posting a status" instead because I find that aesthetic unpalatable.
browsing the federated timeline be like
love me some #FOSSapps
how is everyones day going? :)
im shitting and cumming (also hornie)
@pizza pronouns unclear, only option is to refer to people as "hey dipshit"