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Lewd shitpost 

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even though it might not even as i'm shooting a machine gun, or getting stuck in a mf society

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christening my warship "The Bulging Bungus"

designing a proposal at work that contains the phrase "community clout" and I want to push our writer out a window

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battle of the johns!

who would win?

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putting on a comically oversized bib before digging in on some #ass

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This Time There Are ft. Karen From Online"

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ambushed by a party of milfs in the eastern woodlands

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all my piss bottles got mixed up with my lemonade bottles while i was moving to this new instance

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Everyoneโ€™s making fun of Bidenโ€™s new slogan, but itโ€™s not about the malarkey, and he knows that. Itโ€™s about what the malarkey leads to: shenanigans, tomfoolery, maybe even fiddle-faddle. And if youโ€™re not worried about that, you havenโ€™t been paying attention

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Presenting the new Dyson Assblade

A better way to stay fresh

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