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gross now 

this is not only a reference to my mettalic, cylindrical cheeks, but also the hazardous sludge that drips out of them

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the other day my very blesséd brain made me remember the specific typing tutor program we used in elementary school. here is its mascot

it appears that horny on main. oh no. o̟̥͜h no͙ ̜̞͡th̴̺̘͖̼̻̲e̬̩̭̥̪ ̦͕̲̫̤̩͜f̙̟a̗̖̩͜b̰̪̺ṟ̵̜͓͍̦̭i͓̰̲̩͈c̩̙̥̲̬͎̦͡ ̟̙̳̯̙̰͘o̷̲̣̖͈͔͍̝f̝͚̰͡ͅ ̠̯̝̤r̛̩̹e̘̟̯͎̻̕a̲͎̭̫̬̗͘ͅl̰̯i̞͖t̡͍y͔̮̮̯̪̺͕ ̖̲͓̘͠i҉̬̠͙s̥͔̞̣̖ ̵t͔e̳à͇̮̠̯͙̝r̰͉͖͔̙͖̲͡i̫̗͕n̯͖̦̣̺̙̺g̭̝̯͎͙̻ ̤̬̤̹̭à͔p̻̹̰͠a̞̻̯̯̬̝r͇̩͔̟̗̝̘t͉̳̞̱͎̳̝

i'd like to see a robot try and replicate THIS 

poo poo pee pee

arguing about self driving cars is moot anyway because robust public transit is the only actually efficient form of transit possible in dense cities

My favourite part about the Harry Potter books is how they were just found in the woods and nobody knows who wrote them

yes i am pronouncing it the way you think to make the joke fit. yes you should be as mad as you are

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shout out to all the people i've let down and disappointed. you're the real ones

look at this little frog dude with his whole ass out that I bought today

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