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Systems administrators when they have to administrate a system

phones and internet are down at work, customers are forming an angry mob. reminding myself that it's not my fault, there's nothing I can do, plus I still get paid for being here.

you're in her DMs, I'm selling her consumable items and weapon upgrades, we are not the same

customer service sucks but ngl I do enjoy being called "boss" by the various dudes in our store

abortion clinic wit da pizza hut roof ๐Ÿ˜ณ

it's simple. If a band has a song about a goblin, it's a good band. if they don't, they don't exist as far as im concerned

alright, gotta get something off my chest, it's been a long time coming. one time I saw a guy in a bar doing karaoke to "Rap God" and when he was going faster than the song he paused to say "Catch up Eminem!"

white people have no culture? then explain the Dirty Harry radio edit that removes the rap verse

abortion clinic wit da pizza hut roof ๐Ÿ˜ณ

requesting a freeform jazz flute track and getting kicked out of the club

lightningmcqueen know who is beautiful? read the first word again

one of my fav things about watching older people use the computer is when they click the mouse really hard. like hell yeah, that definitely makes it load faster

*running to the tl with a post in my mouth* omg I'm gonna be late to mastodon

at any given time there is a 50% chance that I'm thinking about swinging around a big sword

at any given time there is a 50% chance that I'm thinking about swinging around a big sword

some of my irls are obsessed with the Persona 5 soundtrack, the time is ripe to introduce them to big boy jazz. P5 music is a gateway drug to fucked up arhythmic flute tracks

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