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happy fucking pride, yall (selfies, eye contact, the maximum amount of tit displayable without the dread female-presenting nipple)

The history of all hitherto existing posts is the history of shit posts

Give a fish to a man, it'll be eaten for a day. Teach a fish to give itself to a man and it will be eaten for the rest of its life.

Art show day and time is finally confirmed!!!! September 17th 12-8pm, come stop by if you're in the area!! I know it's 3 months away still but you can download an ics file and add it to your calendar so you won't forget :) aaronsweb.space/cutandpastecol

YES I crave violence.

NO that is NOT an invitation to siege my fortress and lay waste to my armies.

as a meat substitute, i like when the meat leaves me a lesson plan

medieval jester blasting cigs in the shrub garden while on their lunch break

@pizza Hi, yes, could you hold a BIGGER rock? Yeah, I said bigger. Like, really huge. Okay thanks.

Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!

just learned there's a real human being named Richard Gooch, aka "Dick Gooch"

Hi, you've reached my voicemail, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message. I'm living in your walls and every night I hold a big rock over your head while you're sleeping but I don't drop it. I'll return your call as soon as I can, thanks!

@pizza
*cowboy with hat draws their gun*
*Top cowboy with top hat draws their top gun*

"in this world you're either the Bottom Sword... or the Top Gun."
- John Top Gun

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fav quotes from the movie:

"My name is Marverick and I'm going to find the legendary Top Gun."

"Oh no, the Top Gun is out of ammo!"

"I'm going to shoot you with the Top Gun."

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shrek could easily exist in tolkien's middle earth

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