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i am here to make friends and kick over the milk pail and you all have gotten pretty good at hiding the milk pail

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simply sitting down on the couch and causing so much stress to my trousers that the ass bursts assunder

plunging my fingers, then my hands, then my arms and finally my whole torso into the damp earth and taking root

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fucking hate it when i am a lizardman and stupid giant rats keep breaking into my temple and stealing my stone tablets

going goblin mode (cooking fish in a kettle, so i can use the expression "this is a whole different kettle of fish")

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if you find out my true name, or my friends' true names, and go around telling people so that they can get out of deals with us or make us their servants: fuck you

knuckle tats: GOB LIN (three fingered hands)

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the Monster manual: [nearly inaudible] kobolds are evil, sneaky, cowardly weaklings that β€”
me: [powerfully projecting my voice straight from the diaphragm and easily drowning that weak shit out] kobolds are dog lizard monkeys and most of all, My Friends

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endotherm: ill brb gotta burn calorie to warm my inefficient body
lizer: simply lays on rock to become warm

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black keys lyrics 

PALM TREES

PHAT BUTT DISEASE

L.A. HAS GOT ME

ON MY KNEES

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"...and there was a squid for president, a pepsi reptile, and a haunted lute, and a parliament of freaks and weirdos who were all in love with this sphere..."

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