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i am here to make friends and kick over the milk pail and you all have gotten pretty good at hiding the milk pail

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hell no im not a furry i can remain perfectly smooth under the full moon if i want to

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ever spend several weeks helping a hapless youth with their chores and then have them forget to set aside a bit of honeycomb and pair of old shoes? i hope that bastard likes his Mystery Rash

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heck yes i mutter, having found the pair of old boots left by the stove

heck yes i chatter, admiring them standing tall in the center of my underground abode

heck yes i yell as i squeeze myself into the left boot and pull the tongue closed over my head

heck yes

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i love hearing people say "operationalize" when they mean "do" or "take care of" it makes it very easy to decide whose shoelaces to tie together when they're not looking

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ื”ื“ืจืŸ ืขืœืš ืฉื‘ืชื ื“ืฉื™ื“ื™ ื•ื”ื“ืจืš ืขืœืŸ

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See that the LORD hath given you the sabbath; therefore He giveth you on the sixth day the goblins of two days; abide ye every man in his place, let no man go out of his place in search of more goblins on the seventh day.

(other gobs at stinja.com/art/goblin.html)

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IT IS GOBLIN WEEK 2021, DAY THREE

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IT IS GOBLIN WEEK 2021, DAY THREE

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IT IS GOBLIN WEEK 2021, DAY TWO

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stalking through the sedgerows at night, looking for new types of guys to bedevil

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being a goblin means never needing to apologize for asking to borrow your friends specialty eyeballs

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convening a jazz band of gremlins and ghouls to the local wetlands so that we can perform some...bog standards

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why are birds beautiful?

the conventional explanations leave much to be desired. if it were simply to Fuck there would be no need to become as beautiful as they are.

the true explanation can only be that being beautiful brings them joy.

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