Darkness Pokémon (Goblin-Type) @sableye@goblin.camp

@byttyrs Hell yes coffee shop goblins that's me I'm one of them

"hobgoblins" becoming the more military cousins of goblins in D&D is funny for a couple reasons,

one of them being that "goblin," "kobold," "elf," "fairy," "gnome," "spirit," and even "youkai" are nearly translations for one another but several of those are distinct creatures with biologies and ecologies in D&D,

the other being that a "hobgoblin" is a goblin that lives in your house, they're basically the coffee shop AU of goblins

everyone's like "did u steal those gems" no. they are part of my body. if I wanted a gem I would simply phase into the dark parts of the earth, and get it myself

what I steal is your phone and keys and put them in the cabinet where you keep the coffee

the best part of my body which is forged from pluripotent primeval darkness? well, you will not be surprised to know, it is my spike's

you were standing in the bathroom with the lights off chanting "bloody mary bloody mary" into the mirror... what was I supposed to do? NOT leave clawmarks on the silvered side of the glass?

you are looking for me. you have turned the house upside down looking for me. where am I?? am I in the cabinets? (no) am I in the basement? (no) am I in the dryer? (no but good guess) am I in the linen closet? (no)

it is very simple: I am in the darkness on the inside of your eyes. ha, ha! I am planning to give you a little fright by crawling out when you give up on looking for me

when you cut me, do I not bleed? no. I smoke and you really should not be breathing that in. do you by some chance have a first aid fume hood

gender: Spike's

you ran around in that cave for so long, looking for me. you stuck around in the shittiest little town in Hoenn, for me. you wasted so many precious resources fighting Aron, for me, and throwing Pokéballs, at me. and when you finally caught me, you named me Shinji because I would not get into the fuckign Pokéball, even though Shinji Ikari was if anything overeager to get in the fuckign robot.

yeah. I know I'm that goblin

goblins: twink orcs or?

orcs: himbo goblins?

ass is getting clammy

anybody else #love #excellent #kobolds

In most Kobolid Draconic dialects, the root <en-w-y-ll> (trans. literally: 'can' <en-> 'eat' <w-y-ll>) is an idiom meaning, 'to be good, to be useful, to function.'

Ex:
-<Enwayoill> (lit. 'I can eat that')
'That will do, I can make that work'
-<'ah enewoyllum?> (lit. 'Can we eat that?')
rhetorical question; 'Well shit, whoops, that won't do'.

Misunderstandings sometimes result when non-kobold arcane casters, trained in Classical Draconic, are mistakenly caught in a kobold clan's hunting trap.

What Is A Kobold?
A Dog
A Lizard
A Monky
A Person
and A Friend

I'm Pokégender for Marill (tomboy), Audino (gf), Ampharos (effem faggot), and @sableye (neutered spiky goth bitch)

bro.. fuckin relax... like goddamn chill out im just tryin to climb into ur ear canals like fuckin chill bro ...