people often ask me, Shinji, how are you so soft and smooth like the non-tentacle part of a sea anemone, and yet so sharp? and to them I say, it's because before I climb into my rock tumbler to go to sleep for the day, I place little metal caps on all my spikes to keep them from buffing out

@sableye for a second i thought this was about evangelion and i was really confused lol

@pantransautie I am nicknamed Shinji because I will not get in the fucking Pokéball Shinji 😈

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